when older/ lamer people on either the west coast or in mountain time celebrate the New Year with New York at 9:00 or 10:00 respectfully
by Just A Koala January 02, 2011
(so named because fitness plans/programs, even those taken as new years' resolutions, often go unresolved):
a comical name for a new years resolution (s) that go 'unresolved' for at least a year being taken.
a comical name for a new years resolution (s) that go 'unresolved' for at least a year being taken.
Conversation a week before St Valentine's 2013:
boy 1) my twin sister is in tears, because she wanted you, you twit, to ask her out and you still didn't.
boy 2) oops! sorry completely put that New Years resolution from 2012 on the back burner and forgot about it.
boy 1) you'd better move that resolution of yours back to the front burner again. My sister doesn't have the time to wait for your resolution to become so cold it'll turn into a New Year's fitness plan.
boy 2) or else what? IMHO, she'll run out of tears?
boy 1) yup just about right.
boy 1) my twin sister is in tears, because she wanted you, you twit, to ask her out and you still didn't.
boy 2) oops! sorry completely put that New Years resolution from 2012 on the back burner and forgot about it.
boy 1) you'd better move that resolution of yours back to the front burner again. My sister doesn't have the time to wait for your resolution to become so cold it'll turn into a New Year's fitness plan.
boy 2) or else what? IMHO, she'll run out of tears?
boy 1) yup just about right.
by Sexydimma January 01, 2013
the act of licking your girlfriend's butt hole skin while she is passed out drunk on new years eve, just to see what its like.
by don juan jovi May 27, 2008
The 2020 to 2021 New Years eve that will likely go down in history as the most lame, uninspired and COVID suppressed transition in recorded history.
Hey, what were you doin' as the ball was dropping on 2020?
Ahhh, well I was getting drunk, practicing social distancing, and giving the stink eye to the anti-vaxxers and Trumpites protesting mask wearing, inoculation and science, in general.
New Years Suckin' Eve, eh?
Pretty much, yeah.
Ahhh, well I was getting drunk, practicing social distancing, and giving the stink eye to the anti-vaxxers and Trumpites protesting mask wearing, inoculation and science, in general.
New Years Suckin' Eve, eh?
Pretty much, yeah.
by YAWA January 01, 2021
What happens when you find that you New Years resolution is out of reach and you quickly change it to avoid disappointment and self loathing.
Jerry: I want to lose 50 pounds by Febuary.
Kerry: You might want to consider a New Years resolution resolution.
Kerry: You might want to consider a New Years resolution resolution.
by CITR96 December 26, 2010
I made a new year's resolution to not eat chocolate, but I got chocolate for Valentine's Day and I ate it, so a couple of days later I made a new year's re-resolution to not eat chocolate.
by Snazzy Campbell March 08, 2007
New Year Got My Nigga Chillin ON The Couch, He's Going To Be Happy When I Put My Dick Inside His Mouth. Nigga What?
by SlaveOwner69420 December 09, 2020