top neek

The person who is the highest on the scale of neek. Neekier than anybody else. Commonly used by people who down posses a brain or want to look cool.

Nick is top neek in your class

by inkblot April 25, 2005

Wet neek

Wet neek has a red mop as a head and has next level forehead

KSI is a wet neek

by Cruzsty toezs October 1, 2020

oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate

you will hear this when you try to steal a Roadmans "bird"

"yeah bruv this is my bird emily she bare fit"

another kid: "oi shush man ill bang your mum"

"whayyy your hard arent ya mate"

kid 2 "isnt that you gyal over there?shes with another man"

"ay bruv what you sayin? my gayl cheating???nahhh"

(he goes over to his gal)

"oi mate what you doing with my gal"

kid 3 "bruv back off she prefers me innit"

"oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate"

by valkyrie_9734 October 31, 2022

you-neek

When a parent claims they gave their child a unique name when really they are just illiterate assholes who decided to misspelling their child's name to satisfy their own ego.

"I named her Ahlyzabeigth, it's so unique(you-neek)!"

by name nerd June 23, 2014

rouh neek nafsak

An Egyptian slang for "go fuck yourself."

Youssef: You don't stand a chance against me in Playstation.
Yousri: Well, rouh neek nafsak.

by anonymous September 7, 2020

Green Neek

Green Neek is a cool, smart and funny guy in tg and he's head of all 'neeks'

Basically God of Neeks!

Member 1 : who's he green neek ??
That guy : A living legend..XD

by Green Neek October 29, 2020

Sus Neek

A Sus Neek is usually referred to a sus man with a dead beard. If said neek believes his beard is good you must tell him it’s dead.
Another attribute is that they have a fit mum.
They also try and claim they’re not gay but we all know that they really are.

“Cody exposed himself as gay, he must be a sus neek with a peng mum.”

by 28februaryisstraightday February 28, 2021