Dark Navi

A darkened version of Link's fairy Navi from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. She's not necessarily evil, but she's just a bitch. A cool bitch, but still a bitch.

Dark Navi: You're a dipshit.

(A common saying of hers)

by darkstarblaze99 August 21, 2013

navy prayer

A prayer for those moments in the navy when you have no business surviving a situation. When you should be dead, but for some inexplicable reason, you survive. When that happens, you know there is a higher power, and you thank him. Or her.

Akin to: “There are no atheists in foxholes,” but specific to the navy.

Example 1: The navy fighter pilot ejected from the airplane. Realizing he should not have survived the ejection, the pilot said a quick navy prayer as he (she) hung in his (her) parachute.

Example 2: Two thousand miles from land, the sailor was blown off the flight deck of an aircraft carrier and survived the 100-foot fall only to watch the ship stream away. When he was recovered, the sailor said the navy prayer was his (her) only hope.

by CSRunn February 8, 2023

Slobby Navi

When you are extreay poor slobbing on multiple knobs while ejaculating on a cows utter.

Did you see that homeless man preform that slobby navi, woah that made me horny!!!

by Slobby navi July 27, 2018

Navy SEALS

The most absolute badass, motherfucking, kickass elite special forces in the world. They’re the ones that lit up Bin Ladens ass.

Man those Navy SEALS, they are some tough guys

by SealSniper July 29, 2018

Navy Rub

An open palmed rub down on a persons crotch over their pants, as was done in the navy.

He gives a good navy rub.

I didn’t go all the way, but I did give her a good navy rub.

by Lil DaveyPete January 17, 2022

Mongolian navy

The strongest navy in the world. Armed to the teeth with a tugboat, "sukhbaatar," and 7 lads (one of them can swim.) they patrol a lake and ship items to Russia.

USA: We got battleships and aircraft carriers!
Mongolian navy: Oh yeah? We got a tugboat manned by a guy who can swim!
USA: Fuck we can't beat that...

by Eat 26 dicks May 29, 2022

Pennsylvania Navy

Jackass weekend warriors from southeastern PA that clog up Delaware roads and beaches with their f350's and boat trailers that can't drive, boat, handle alcohol, or act like they've been in public before. But still better than anybody from NY or NJ.

Did you see that idiot that sunk his truck trying to pull the boat out?
Yeah, he must be an Admiral with the Pennsylvania Navy?!

by Ed Nolbrm June 29, 2022