swag on my ass

A phrase to use to end a diss, argument, or statement. Sometimes used in place of “suck my d**k”

Boy you look like a pine cone, swag on my ass fam.

Damn this Applebee’s smacks, swag on my ass

Let’s go hit the bars, swag on my ass homie

by Swagonmyace November 12, 2017

buzzing my ass

One step beyond busting your ass.

Hey man, I've spent the whole day buzzing my ass, I can't believe how busy I am.

by S3nd41 December 12, 2020

puckers my ass

Also "puckers my asshole." An expression of great displeasure at being ripped off or cheated that revives itself each time one thinks about it. An expression of anger in response to a lingering grudge.

It was senior discount day at the Salvation Army today, and they still wouldn't give me the discount on that piece of shit vacuum even though it's been sitting there for a whole damn week. That really puckers my ass!

by Shabidoo June 20, 2019

hurricaned my ass

When you are are on acid that when a squirrel walks by you, you think its a flying dinosaur and the wind from its wings knocks you over

Shit man that just hurricaned my ass

by HEYNATALIE April 17, 2017

Burns my ass

Makes someone very mad or upset.

When my soap opera is interrupted, that just burns my ass!

by Maddogg radio August 31, 2022

Done my ass

Australian slang for when you spend your whole pay check at the pokies and have no money left till next pay

Moey: Cuz, how’d you go on the 5 dragons?

Abdul: I done my ass bro got fuck all

Steve: Fuck boys I just done my ass on the lighting link

by Ahmedbenchpress December 19, 2019

jizz on my ass

When a hot bloke spunks his wallpaper paste on your big black fat bum ...

Can we have sex so you jizz on my ass

by Instincts74 August 21, 2017