beer muscles

when u drink a lot of beer and get hammered. then think that your the toughest guy ever and try to fight everyone

your drunk! ya but i have beer muscles!

by miketrudat June 1, 2010

Port Muscles

The belief that one becomes many times stronger after consuming a large amount of Port - a sweet red high alcohol content wine. In addition to a sweet buzz, the drinker tends to believe they are stronger than they actually are - often challenging other to arm wrestling and push up contests.

After consuming a few glasses of 20% port, Ross thought he could lift up a 1 ton concrete slab. Obviously he had port muscles.

by Cartmello Diddy May 28, 2009

muschi

German or Swiss anme for woman's pussy

Her muschi tasted so sweet I could not stop eating her.

by etienne August 12, 2003

Cake Muscles

Cake Muscles are used to get bitches on your dilly.

yo dude, did you see that guy tre-flip the gap?
yea dog hes using his cake muscles!

by Black Cocks December 8, 2010

betty crocker fuck muscle

A very large phallice

"You know what I heard? I heard that if I pumped your paternal cool whip into a toilet with my maternal stank stream then stirred it around with your BETTY CROCKER FUCK MUSCLE I can close the lid then three days later a fuckin baby would crawl out. Then my life would finally be complete."

by Starqueesha December 11, 2007

Muscle Mary

A particular gay sub group defined by it's overdeveloped muscular physiques. As a group they can be exceptionally camp and effeminate.

Not applicable.

by irritant April 1, 2004

muscle queen

A muscle queen is a gay man who only desires to and exclusively sleeps with extremely and at times grotesquely muscular gay men.

I just saw my ex-boyfriend Gary with some type of bodybuilder. What did he do, turn into a muscle queen overnite?

by KC the gawd March 16, 2008