Mosquitos

Lawyers in insect form.

"I'm already a bloodsucking parasite, all I needed was a briefcase!"- Mooseblood The Mosquito (The Bee Movie)
One of the mosquitos.

by P4RZ1V4L May 15, 2018

russian mosquito

When a woman is eaten out while on her period.

Dude, I went down on my girl last night and I was like a fucking Russian mosquito.

by kat-geo May 26, 2016

mosquito gang

bunch of stupid brain dead niggas who hopped on the audio making scene in the early days of 2020! talk about newgens!

mosquito gang is full of virgins

by goresociety December 25, 2021

Mosquito

Someone who does not respect you and your partner’s relationship.

“Micheal’s morphed into a mosquito, hitting on me when he knows I’m married.”

by cannabass November 22, 2022

licking the mosquito trap

the sensual act of a man sucking the blood out of a lady’s used pad or tampon

“Hey man, you busy later?” “Yeah, my girl is having a hard day so I’ve got a night of licking the mosquito trap ahead of me.”

by 4skinsoup April 24, 2024

swatting mosquitos

Jerking off really hard in the bathroom.

Did you hear chase swatting mosquitos in the bathroom?

by swat it hard March 2, 2017

mosquito

they are government controlled insects that were created in order to take blood as a blood donation (as when they bite you they take some of your blood). so, when someone refuses to donate blood, the government send out the mosquitos to retrieve and take the blood from you and send it to the blood donation centre. they aren’t real insects !!!!!

mosquitos are controlled by the government

*this is a joke, pls don’t sue me !!*

by ryuk best boy April 27, 2022