Squished Mosquito

The pressing of bare male genitalia against a pane of glass.

A man drops trow, and presses his penis and testicles up against a pane of glass. The squished appearance resembles that of a squished mosquito.

by BLUDVLZ June 13, 2013

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money mosquito

Those blood-sucking insurance companies

You mean the money mosquito's?

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"Is that a flying anus?" " Nope, just an anal mosquito

by PapiNorts April 10, 2017

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A girl that has such a small ass, she can only take a skinny dick in her anal canal.

Silk has a mosquito booty; her backside is so flat that her ass can only get pounded by a blade of grass.

by Allenrayall October 13, 2015

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Sticking a straw in a girls vagina who is on her period and sucking on the straw

Dude! I just did a bloody mosquito on my gf!

by Ret-V April 30, 2021

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1. n. Complete and utter nonsense.
2. n. Total fabrication.
3. n. Horseshit.

Ed: Dude, did you know my scrotum is big enough to wear as a hat?

Ted: Arctic Ice Mosquitoes, man.

by ChefsSurprise July 11, 2011

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Going at it with two straws at a strawberry daquerie in a Mexican restaurant.

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