Sean Moffitt

You don’t wanna know what happened cuh

Sean Moffitt put in a bad performance

by Was a bad oul night February 11, 2022

Messy Moffitt

The act of eating someone’s ass while they suffer from raging diarrhea. The person who is eating the ass is sprayed with diarrhea and gives them a beard that looks like Jeff Moffitt.

Molly once demanded to eat my ass. I told her, "Molly, i've been having some pretty bad diarrhea. ...and i've got one on deck. I don't think you wanna do that." Turns out she's into Messy Moffitt’s. ...She looked like she grew a beard afterwards.

by Doc_that_guy October 31, 2022

Moffett

A ball of pubic hair on, or detached from, the male or female private regions. not excluding testes, assholes, or dirty armpits.

"my roommate left a moffett on the toilet seat after shaving his dirty balls."

"i found a moffet in the drain after investigating my clogging issues."

by Vfa-83 LINE March 13, 2009

morefire

Dunno, but it sound cool

Who's that morefire, get off the train!

by www.geocities.com/anti_bam October 18, 2003

moffle

Moffling is the act of smelling a pair of underwear, only to find out that they have been used and therefore smell terrible. One who dives into his/her own underwear and discovers this smell is said to have been moffled.

Chuck: Oh god, those undies were like a week old.
Brad: Dude you totally moffled yourself.

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Pam: Are these undies good?
Rodney: Give 'em a sniff. Don't moffle yourself!

by Fildo April 29, 2008

Put your tittes in my mouff son

When one in the places the areola in the mouth of Andrew for the satisfaction asociated with such action.

Hey, put your titties in my mouff, son!!

by Andrew May 1, 2004

morfushle

A fake moustache (usually white and large/puffy) after it has been ripped or fallen off of the face partially or completly.

x: Did you see what happened to Marcus at the concert?

y: Yea! He had such a morfushle!

by Matt Jeevas January 14, 2009