morality pimp

When someone claims they have certain morals regarding circumstances on an issue of particular ideologically favorable subject matter, but when the same circumstances the same issue are applied to an ideologically unfavorable subject matter, their defenses and attacks based on that moral are absent, or now opposed.

She believes Ms. Ford about the sexual assault with no evidence against the Judge, but didn't believe 5 women about a sexual assault against her husband. She is a real Morality Pimp.

by Harvard Dictionary September 27, 2018

wyatt morales

A guy who crashes cars into the pole! He will typically be blasting fetty wap right before he crashes into a pole.

Dang, is that Wyatt... Wyatt Morales? The one who crashes cars into poles?

Hell yeah it is! & he finna get sentenced to jailtime.

by Jackson Ventura October 4, 2017

Morale Vortex

Someone who cant see the lighter side of life. Glass half empty kind of person who's whole goal in life is to suck the morale out of every person they meet. Usually the one finding a problem when there isnt one....

Shit dude, stop complaining, you're a flippin morale vortex you are.

by mikeythatsme April 13, 2010

Moral standards

Someone who holds no moral standard sacred has no true moral standards. Just like anyone can say god bless you (or even write a song about god) without believing in any god, anyone can claim to have moral standards.

A lot of people who claim that they lowered their moral standards are full of shit, they never believed in any of the moral standards they said they had in the first place. They never really believed in the rules they behaved within, but for some reason mindlessly kept behaving within these rules, norms, and standards, unless everyone else was breaking them, then they'd go along with the crowd and do what the crowd was doing so they didn't end up standing or being alone. They would range from wholesome, plain, and almost Puritan (no cursing, arrest everybody for being human) to anarchist, depending on what everyone else around them was saying/doing. A true coward is not someone afraid to stand, it's someone afraid to stand alone.

by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020

Morally agnostic

When someone does not subscribe to any particular type of morality or and is flexible with values. And switches between them as its convenient

You can find them mostly among people who want to have it both ways

Jane is having an open relationship on her end but will flip if her partner sees anyone else. When it comes to relationships she is morally agnostic...

by jpviegas May 6, 2021

Morally wrong

And I can't buy my way into a CEO position at several companies. The working class can't retire today in the same way the celebrity class can. I can't get paid 100,000 to read the shit I wrote at an Ivy league graduation ceremony. I can't produce and edit something (something of which I am so confident in it's future success that wave the director's salary for a direct 10% cut of the profits) that someone else wrote and receive full credit for it.

Hym "And there is the problem with all the moral posturing. You abide things you find morally wrong arbitrarily and selectively. Shit, I can't get a fat defiler-looking whore to bring me prostitutes in the same way that the retard class can."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2023

moral jaw

noun; the part of a person that is lost (aka. misplaced temporarily, occasionally referred to as 'dropped') when situations or circumstances cause one to question the integrity of their character, more often than not at a moment of extreme weakness, generally followed shortly thereafter by feelings of deep regret. Can also be utilized as independent nouns and pluralized.

"omg, i totally slept with that beat, fugly guy last night. Moral jaw? GONE."

"I drank the bar dry last night, was faced out of my mind and drove home. Has anyone seen my morals? JAW?! Has ANYONE seen my jaw?"

by Clownfish Shrimpvestro December 29, 2007