Mainstream

A way for hipsters to describe modern music/ trends. Most commonly used my people who think that the media is ruining life.

Hipster- "I liked life before it went mainstream".

by magicalllama June 23, 2012

Manstruating

A man who is in the act of being grumpy moody.

Hey guys, sorry I am a little down today. I'm manstruating.

by Scordinosaur February 19, 2010

mainstream nigga

Someone who goes along with the rest of the crowd with what's "new" or "popular" at the time. Someone who isn't original.

He looks and acts like all of the other tools. Must be a mainstream nigga.

by Tnerb Regnerp January 23, 2017

manstreaming

like manspreading, but with one's music on the speakers far too loud and ultimately loud enough for everyone in the vicinity to hear even if they don't want to

Chae, Ikaia, Hetrick, and Ian were manstreaming Big Bootie outside today while playing beer die.

by princetongurl818 March 2, 2020

Minstrel Cycle

The period in which an artsy individual attempts to make money off of his/her music.

John: Where is Kate?

Adam: Shes over on the corner trying to earn money off of

her guitar.

John: Really? She isn't very good.

Adam: Cut her some slack, shes going through her minstrel cycle.

by Pr3ngles August 5, 2011

Turkish Minstrel

This is a sexual position in which large amounts of dental floss are shoved into a partners behind and then removed.

The floss is then tied to your partners big toe on the right foot while you strum it like a guitar and sing various love songs from 80's big hair bands.

She said she loved my singing voice and my lovemaking skills so I gave her a Turkish Minstrel

by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009

manstrual cramps

When a man has to poop or fart so badly that the pressure builds up to an extremely uncomfortable level. often causes manstration.

my buddy had to poop so badly he got all pissy from the manstrual cramps.

by owurnvoisdngl February 27, 2010