Minting

When you shove trebor extra strong mints up a sleeping person's nose and then shove you dick in their mouth when they wake up coughing.

Or when a girl shoves mints up a guy's nose and then wiggles about on his face naked.

arrrwww man Minting is awesome

by Cotter Kid September 22, 2010

minging

minger - a ugly person or someone carrying out a gross act.

Magaret Thatcher is a minger

by I P Freely November 28, 2002

Minging

Adjective; Ming:in
A word used describe something as interesting, exciting and/or cool. Can also be used as a general response to a question and or statement.

Example 1
P1: Bro what's the surf like today
P2: Minging

P1: You got an excellence on your algebra test today
P2: Minging

by SkrrtDaddy June 18, 2018

Minging

A way of describing mince pie

"The food was minging !"

- the food was mince pie
-the food was disgusting

by TimelessAsshole December 19, 2018

Gold Mining Toaster

When a man is engaging in anal sex with a woman and she then defecates on his penis, the man then blow drys or heats it up until hard then continues to have relations

I gotta wash my penis i just did a gold mining toaster.

by ERric spaghetti May 15, 2011

minging

Used to describe someone who is extremely desperate for sex but highly unlikely to get any due to being a dead ringer for Bill Gates aged 14 and female.

Fred: "Hmm,(hic), she's quite tasty."
Joe: "Take your beer goggles off mate, she's minging!"

by High Priest Ramases September 24, 2004

sugar mining

The act of snorting Cocaine out of a vagina.

Last night I met a girl who let me go Sugar Mining after 10 minutes of talking with her.

by Master Spooky April 21, 2018