Mercury

A Mercury is a non binary, gay, sassy bitch. They like to ‘borrow’ things with his friends and is also very funny and caring for his friends. They look good in rings and know they do. They have a dead name and, like most of us, hates school. They have lots of brothers and sisters and is very tall and uses that to their advantage. They like watching aime, making Tik Toks and fights for what they think is right. They have ‘poofy’ hair, brown eyes and wears the same red hoodie all the time. They like to say ‘bitch’ a lot, but is a really fun friend that all of us love and care for!

Y: “Mercury is the best”
X: “Mhm. Yes they are!”

by Unladylike Bitches May 18, 2021

Lime Mercury

person from cowtown who is going to hell, also patented the "Lime Mercury Technique"

"Lime Mercury is going to hell"

"Let's not use the Lime Mercury Technique"

by Rba November 21, 2004

Mercury

A very niche clash royale and brawl stars player, but he is considered to be among the most elite players in the current meta

Samuel: Dude have you seen Mercury play a few days ago???

Davin: Yeah, it’s crazy how good he is at brawl stars and clash!!!

by ukwho August 3, 2025

Conquestor's Mercury

refers to an 11 year old child that got lost in a discord server where its against guidelines to be under 13 and ended up getting admin

yo he's such a conquestor's mercury what is he doing in here

by kansa October 15, 2025

Mercury is in retrograde

Phrase used sarcastically to make fun of astrology.

Alex: Any idea why Charlotte is mad at you today?

Bob: Who knows, she was grumbling earlier about Sagittariuses. Maybe mercury is in retrograde or something.

by Shepherd Guy November 14, 2025

Mercury is in retrograde

Phrase used sarcastically to make fun of astrology.

Alex: Any idea why Charlotte is mad at you today?

Bob: Who knows, she was grumbling earlier about Sagittariuses. Maybe mercury is in retrograde or something.

by Shepherd Guy November 14, 2025

mercury

mercury is a fine piece of software that owns the 2018 hvh community.
Made by the german coder pxnch. Dominating the scene.

~eden

Do NOT Desyncwalk against a mercury user.
PAHAHAHAHA HES DUMPING (mercury aa)

by eden1337 November 23, 2025