marf

a word that you use to express agitation, excitment or any other emotion rather then saying a whole sentence

"BRITTANY DO THE DISHES!!" mad commandment
MARF! (agitation)

by hbw October 20, 2008

meatfucker

Person who enjoys penetrating women or men in the vaginal or anal region with prime joints of beef or lamb, and then eating said joint.

Good morning mr butcher, 1 leg of lamb please. Oh no, Im not going to eat it Im gonna shove it up a birds arse.

Butcher: Would you like it greasing?

Yes please, it always helps.

by Jizzle McJizzmiester March 13, 2005

MEATFLAKES

the little pieces of shit swirling around the bowl after flushing the toilet. small pieces of human waist that didn't flush down, and are floating around.

"who left the meatflakes in the toilet you sick fucks"?

by chino cochino August 28, 2006

Marfan

A guy whose stature is lanky and spider like. A Marfan always seems to think that he is god's gift to the ladies whilst working in retail and studying a bullshit degree.

Due to his ill natured frame the clothing that he buys, after seeing it worn by people way cooler then he never, ever fit right. Those long spidery legs are totally out of proportion to his entire body making him ridiculed.

He likes to be sneaky and malicious. By going though peoples phones to get a glimpse of a lifestyle he never had (or will).

Person 1; I spoke to Marfan today.
Person2; oh really, how was he, all spidery.

by marfanmarfan March 9, 2007

mearne

Dried sexual body fluids, whitish in colour

Mowgli suddenly woke up and scratched a rather large patch of mearne off his inside thigh

by Clungefest June 29, 2006

Mearleen

A cute, talented, and downright sexy girl.

Mearleen is Mearleen?

by w00t April 16, 2005

marf

The sound a hairlip dog makes when it barks.

"...marf, marf, MARF!!!"

by Beavis_H_Christ April 9, 2004