Trek marlin kids

Trek marlin kids are those mtbers who buy a trek marlin, and then call 1-3 ft drops massive. They usually think they are the best riders ever but in reality they suck. They also never take advice and think they know how to do everything. They also think trek is the best brand bikes and everything else sucks.

Trek marlin kids “Dude look at that massive drop” I just did”
Normal mtbers goes and rolls it bc it was 1 ft tall

by Epicmtber January 10, 2022

mullet landing a marlin

A mullet landing a marlin is when the mullet (guy who is highly unattractive) in spite of the odds being stacked against him, lands a marlin (hooks up with an extremely hot woman). This phenomenon is comparable to catching a marlin and pictures are usually taken for proof and bragging rights handed out accordingly.

Joe: dude, Rick is such a fucking mullet. He has no idea how to talk to a woman.
John: Bro, Rick landed a marlin last week. have some respect.
Joe: Holy shit, a mullet landing a marlin. Thats fucking crazy

by IFuckingHateTexas February 10, 2014

The math ain’t mathing

When something doesn’t add up. Usually used in situations where you are a little bit skeptical.

When Tasha called out today she said she was sick. So why did Jane show me her Snapchat story and she is at six flags? The math ain’t mathing

by BussyPounder69 July 30, 2023

maclin

A tribal form of ritual fuming involving either the grinding of seal testicles into a powder smoked in an elephant ivory pipe, or, speaking of elephants, the rectal rim of an elephant calf that has been blended and treated into a rubber-paste, burned to ash, then rehydrated and smoked in a cigarette.

a: "Jesus, you're gonna maclin? I thought that killing seals was bad!"

b: "I just ship in elephant rectum en mass so that I can do it and keep my job as an environmentalist

by Isidore2daMax March 1, 2012

Madlin

A person that is very active and social. Madlin is also funny to be around and loving. Madlin is cute but sexy and dirty minded.

Madlin love's ice cream more than you.

by LotsOfHappiness December 11, 2016

Matalina

a very nice girl. usually very pretty. an over all amazing human

That girl is so nice, her name is probably Matalina

by wow_go_smwd_ January 15, 2018

Marlina

The most beautiful girl in the world, very lovable, will never let you down

Have you seen that one girl, she’s rlly pretty and amazing and smart

Oh yea you mean Marlina

by Real PdH guy totally November 16, 2021