mateo stan

when ur bsf mateo is so cool and hot u make an urban dictionary definition for them

lorena: omg im a mateo stan!
lucy: same!
ryan: omg so am i!
davian: no way, same!
spyder: me too!
aya: same here!
cass: wow me too!
leah: yay more mateo stans!
majo: yay!

This is satire I promise

by go away toot! July 29, 2021

Mateo Mechas

W.e.o.e.g.a.h.o.o.b,
W.y.p.b.m.s.i.c.o.t.o.y,
A.o.c.i.s.l.r.a.j,
I.b.w.f.a.w.b.n.j.y.

Y.e.a.g.s.a.m.m.f.f.y,
E.t.i.s.w.d.i.h.i.s.y.t,
W.a.s.o.c.t.a.o.u.a,
M.c.w.y.a.r.q.d.

F.y.m.h.i.s.w.a.h.o.p.r,
I.r.l.a.a.l.i.s,
E.f.m.c.o.d,
E.t.i.c.h.y.i.j.a.s.r.

B.w.i.w.y.i.f.s.s.e,
I.k.t.i.r.f.a.l.o.l.a.d,
E.i.y.n.k.h.m.y.m.t.m,
I.l.y.a.a.f.j.y.s.

mateo mechas, kinda slow but like sloth slow, its funny. lol. also this was a test. date: september 23rd, 2025. time: 9:13 pm.

by ✨trepyo✨ September 23, 2025

Mateo

a funny, chill guy who genuinely enlightens the mood. likes to entertain people and not make them feel left out. the kindest person you can ever meet. be grateful to have a Mateo in your life.

“hey look! it’s Mateo! we missed you!”

by sriracha :3 May 26, 2025

Mateo

My amazing best friend who has been there for me threw literally everything. He has been with me threw highs and lows and I love him so much. I will do anything for Mateo because he is my absolute favorite person alive

Mateo is the best<333

by del.loves.tae January 20, 2023

The Mateo

The act of degrading and gas-lighting one's partner to induce Stockholm like tendencies, and circumvent accountability towards household responsibilities and fulfilling deeds of loving affection

You know, even if Buffalo Bill was a little more sane, I'm sure he'd still do The Mateo

by SliceOfSuperficial September 9, 2025

mateo tabchy

Mateo is so hot, all the girls find him attractive his dick is huge and he gets all the bitches.

Mateo Tabchy please fuck me

by Xxx——xxX 362 November 24, 2021

F&M (Felix & Mateo)

F&M is usually people who can share anything with eachother no matter what it is. They're so good friends nearly nothing can break their bond and normally are often blood related.

-My luvb

M: "What's your dream woman?"

F: "Maybe a woman who really understands me or that i find really interesting or really beautiful"

M: "Oh wow, we're really F&M (Felix & Mateo)"

by Felix n' Mateo May 13, 2022