massachusetts

complete shithole. Nothing to do except go to Boston where you still have to endure the redsox fan who think they are so tight. Everyone here is cheap and think that having no money makes you better than everyone else. Go Yankees, go low taxes, screw gay marriage, fuck mass.

man we are betts than everyone else because we from massachusetts

by Yankees1234567890 August 5, 2008

Massachusetts Weiner

An uncircumsized penis

Bill has a Massachusetts Weiner.

by Cap'n Handi November 10, 2006

Massachusettes

Full of Massholes
Rhode Island is better, and so are their drivers

Girl- Hey, where are you from?
Masshole- Oh, I just moved here from Massachusettes
Girl- EWWW GET AWAY FROM ME MASSHOLE!

by An Awesome Rhode Islander October 18, 2011

Massachusetts Fun-Dip

The act of licking your hand like a fun-dip stick then putting it in someone’s ashes like the sugar powder and then shoving your hand up your ass

There goes Douglas. That boy is always Massachusetts Fun-Dip his dog it’s weird

by Muppet-God October 31, 2017

Massachusetts

I’m from Massachusetts. Where the roads are horrible. We are only bad drivers to anyone not from Mass. We have the greatest sports teams in the world. Super Bowl Champs and the World series in one year. Bad weather but we wouldn’t change it for the world. The cape is where we all migrate in the summer. We say a lot and use wicked as a noun, verb and adjective. We live off of iced coffee and it’s a meal supplement. No one is better than Massholes

Jack: I’m from Massachusetts

Tim: Oh! My hometown team is way better than yours!

Jack: How many championships do you have again?

by jackass May 1, 2019

Massachusetts

The act of taking a womans vaginal juices (untainted by other forms of sexual release) and freezing it in i popsicle container. This popsicle should most likely be used for sex but can be used for anything.

Before i had sex with her i made a Massachusetts for later that night.

by Zeruke November 21, 2010

Marblehead Massachusetts

I have lived in Marblehead my entire life , my father was born in Marblehead as well - all the descriptions here about Marblehead are so so ignorantly wrong ! There is no caviar and BMWS for the young - the parents maybe yes - but my 14 year old son has a large group of wonderful boys and girls - they are on bikes nonstop - heading to the local beach to play spike ball all day and night . No drinking or drugs here yet . Marblehead is a beautiful seaside community , very quaint with lots of restaurants and shops to stroll around through. The drug use is not out of control - I work In a school - no more than any other town. I guess We are just so incredibly lucky and blessed to live in such a gorgeous and scenic town that it causes envy - haters only hate . Take a ride up and have a lobster roll sitting by the ocean , watching the waves - it will be a relaxing and scenic getaway for you !

We drove up to Marblehead Massachusetts for the day to explore the old fishing village streets.

by Kiwisuzz June 14, 2020