ur mum

a phrase used by someone who has no desent come back or is just a bit of a retard
A: what you doin tonight?

B: ur mum!
by Harry Woodcock January 17, 2008
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Facebook Mum

When your mum gets a Facebook account and comments on everything you do.
Dave Says
'Yes, no exams means FREEDOM'
Dave's Mum Says:
'You can start on the chores then'
Dave's Mate:

'Dude, it hurts to have a Facebook Mum! Suck!'
by Salazard May 19, 2009
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your mum

"your mum" is the ultimate answer
what's six times nine? your mum! (i always thought there was something fundimentally wrong with your mum)
by chuckyanutsup June 19, 2005
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mum's the word

keep quiet about it (possibly from the sound one makes when trying to speak with closed lips, Attributed to William Shakespeare)
Remember, until further notice, mum's the word.
by The Return of Light Joker January 09, 2010
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Bayleys mum

The fittest prostitute that you will ever meet. Only likes black homosexual men
Omg, did you see Bayleys mum with Gary the black homosexual man?!!
by Chinnage March 27, 2022
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Robbie's mum

A women who is willing to wank off the entire rugby team because they said they needed their cocks cleaned. Usually a very nice lady but thick as shit. She probably likes art and cooking. you'll never see her do anything else.
"er, Joe" said Robbie's mum
by the dark lord October 18, 2018
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mum battle

by ;)Doors Fan 0069 July 12, 2004
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