Mosquitoes

The worst bug ever. Carries diseases like malaria and the yellow fever. Bites are itchy and annoying and distracting and frustrating. There would literally be no negative effect on the world if they were eradicated.

Dude guy person 1: SHIT I GOT BIT BY SOME MOSQUITOES
Dude guy person 2: OH CRAP WE'RE IN SOUTH AMERICA YOU'RE GONNA DIE
Dude guy person 1: AAAAAAAGH

by Dudeguyperson3 November 15, 2013

Mosquito

These little fuck heads will ruin your life in many ways like biting, and… Jeremy where did the list go?

Jeremy: I DONT KNOW WHAT A MOSQUITO IS BITCH

by Emo-bitch February 25, 2022

Mosquito

The bug that makes you like flies better.

Mosquito

by Uncle Buttmunch June 13, 2018

Bloody mosquito

Sticking a straw in a girls vagina who is on her period and sucking on the straw

Dude! I just did a bloody mosquito on my gf!

by Ret-V April 29, 2021

Mosquito

Somebody thats u call when they're being annoying

Stop being such a mosquito

by Dick tsunami December 30, 2016

mosquito veal

n. someone with extremely sensitive skin who is prone to mosquito, and various other insect-bites a.k.a. someone who is destined to die from either encephalitis or the west nile virus

Dude! WTF! I was only outside for like 5 seconds! How did I get so many mosquito bites? I guess I'm mosquito veal. ToT

by koinu-chan January 14, 2009

Mosquito

The most annoying thing you'll ever see or hear anywhere ever.
They start their demonic ritual by landing on your skin, then they
insert a there tiny freakish straw into you. They collect blood from
you and carry viruses, then after the mini-devil gets away, it leaves
a red mark/dot on you that itches like hell.

Guy 1: Eww, is that a zit?
Guy 2: Nah, I got bit by a mosquito yesterday... *Scratching*

by OhGodWhyAmIEvenHere August 31, 2013