A style of upper lip hair, or mustache, that is grown for the month of Movember by a facial hair novice. The growth begins with good intentions and lofty goals of achieving facial hair glory like a Tom Selleck, Dapper Dandy, or the Bandito. The male feels his new nose foliage elevates him to a distinguished member of society. But alas, his proud fur patch is no grander than the unkempt brown lawn of a poorly educated Mississippi man who uses strings of partly burnt out Christmas lights to illuminate his beer can filled trailer.
Jamie tried to go all in for Movember, but never accomplished more than a scraggly Mississippi Gentleman.
by Gamecocks suck November 17, 2012
yo i gave myself a smelly ass mississippi mudslide this morning.
i took my mississippi mudslide out of the freezer for a good turd fucking.
i took my mississippi mudslide out of the freezer for a good turd fucking.
by steve scullin yo August 10, 2006
by AK-47221 November 13, 2007
The act of having sex with a girl on her period while she is on top. Her blood then drips between your thighs and heats and dries resulting in brownish funky smelling thighs.
That girl didn't tell me she was on the rag last night now I've got a serious case of Mississippi Sunburn.
by Sachmo114 February 22, 2010
A hangman's noose. Phrased as such to imply formality and common occurence in the region of Mississippi and other deep southern states, of the event of a hanging, not necessarily of a specific race or group of people, but anyone unfortunate enough to piss off a redneck. Used in reference to a hanging to make light of, or lessen the horrific nature of it.
Ex.1.: "Hey boy, you better get on outta here before you find yourself wearin' a Mississippi Necktie."
Ex.2.: "Billy Bob wore a Mississippi Necktie to his weddin'."
Ex.2.: "Billy Bob wore a Mississippi Necktie to his weddin'."
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 07, 2010
To cover someone's face in a mask with only the mouth exposed. The person's is then shat on to leave a thick brown outline around their mouth similar to blackface lips.
by burrs August 19, 2011
by Chicken Fat Cat April 26, 2009