Logan Paul

A species of slug that is known to inhabit the dingiest, most disgusting places known to man. This creature feeds on human waste and filth, and it is agreed upon by most zoologists that its excrement is far more vile and toxic than what it ingests as sustenance. Its mating call sounds vaguely like a popular song written by the Flobots (though anyone foolish enough to find this breed of slug suitable as a pet would vehemently deny this), and it often creates nests for itself with its own filth and excrement. For this reason, it is advisable to avoid this creature if one encounters it in the wild.

Logan Paul is known to expel waste that is much more vile than its sustenance.

Logan Paul by BEN drowned/Kenny McCormick September 6, 2018

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Logan Paul

A disgrace to humanity.... Synonyms for Jake Paul are ass ,jackass, prick, dickhead, mistake and cocksucker.

1. Mom: "Happy 7th birthday sweetie your a Logan Paul"
Child: "what does that mean mommy"
Mom & Dad: that means your a mistake

2. Ex: "YOU ARE A LOGAN PAUL"
Bf: "What do you mean?"
EX: " it means you a dickhead we are breaking up"

Logan Paul by Ruby (Kim Taehyung's wife: November 12, 2018

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Logan Paul

BIG GAY WE SHOULD BAN HIM FROM LIVINGGGGG. HE PROBABLY FILMED YOUR GRANDMA WHEN SHE DIED AND HIM AND HIS BROTHER ARE IN A VVVVVVVVVERY INTENSE RELATIONSHIP. they do lots of anal.

girl: do u like logan paul?
boy: he makes his brothers ass bleed so no
girl: your cool if u dont like logan paul.

Logan Paul by Spatulaspatle likes your mom January 31, 2019