CAPS LOCK

A DEVICE IMPLANTED IN A KEYBOARD DESIGNED EXCLUSIVELY FOR PEOPLE TO ACCIDENTALLY PRESS BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO TYPE IN THEIR PASSCODE

person 1: HOW DO YOU TURN CAPS LOCK OFF?
person 2: YOU CANT ITS THE COMPUTERS WAY OF SAYING IT WANTS YOU TO LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK. DONT TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER!!!

by some white millenial October 10, 2017

lock award

the most prestigious award a reddit post can get

omg guys my post got the lock award!!!!!!!!!!!

by gh0811sn September 26, 2022

Jevil Lock

Being locked by jevil

Hey did you get Jevil locked?

by Angry person who got locked April 28, 2020

lock snakes

When two dudes wrap their flacid members around each other like two ends of a twist tie and wait for them to become erect so they can start bouncin'

My boy can lock snakes so hard, it's like his johnson is jointed.

by Just_R May 26, 2018

shaggy locks

Dreadlocks/ Locs

She has nice shaggy locks

by Kelly johnson May 03, 2015

Ket-Locking

Keeping an induvidual on a constant cycle of drip fed ketamine

Your talking alot of shit for someone within Ket-Locking distance

by BrqneCel July 29, 2022

Fart Lock

The sensation caused by farting that forces you to stop moving or pause momentarily untill the fart passes.

"Dude I heard Ryan was in a coma,"

"No, hes been suffering from fart lock for about 3 weeks,"

by ThyNameIsSid September 21, 2011