LEANDRO

He's the BEST person you'll ever meet. He is sweet, smart and so lovely. I REALLY LOVE LEANDROOOO <3. Kiss me please.

REALLY Happy he is muy bf <3

-Leandro is the BEST person.

by MVC22 November 23, 2021

Lean man

The most devious being ever known to man. He loves lean so much that some say he jumps through dimensions just to get a whiff of that dirty sprite, but he doesn't just love lean... he is the lean.

" Ay Jerry my man" *chest bumps heavily* " you got that purple durple" *bites lip* "Hell yeAH my man you know I got that shit on me my boy, what you think this is my boy I be with this shit all day everyday 24/7 b, like come on bruh i have this shit everyday bro like for real br-" but before Jerry my man could continue with tha LEAN shi a purple flash no clipped through them taking the LEAN at around 15- 2000 mph "Bruh I fucking hate LEAN MAN bruh on my momma this fucking lean ma

by Kaisabout that lean June 13, 2022

lean gym

another word for planet fitness because of its purple-themed machine and equipment

1: "Ayo planet fitness is having a promotion for $10 a month!"
2: "bruh I'm not tryna go to a shitty lean gym that has pizza Mondays...."

by headphone zombie nigga June 22, 2022

stank lean

The act of slightly leaning over to one side while sitting to release a fart as quietly as possible. This is done to spread the ass cheeks apart to let out the stank air freely and smoothly, as opposed to sitting on both ass cheeks, somewhat closing the asshole and sending a loud vibration through the inner cheeks and on to the base of the chair. This act can be done while you pretend to drop and pick something off the floor or pretend to scratch your ankle or tie your shoe.

"I stank lean like a boss in my math class all the time and nobody ever knows it's me"

by smelly ass cat April 2, 2013

bean lean

like a heroin lean, but from percs, oxys, etc. Bean is slang for a pain pill.

Did you see Johnny nodding out while he was drilling that concrete? He's got that after lunch bean lean.

by Mr. Frumble September 2, 2014

Nightmare lean

A higher more potent lean. It usually consists of 50%-70% cough syrup, soda, Black or dark food coloring (optional), and purple Jollyranchers only. The combination makes the lean darker than normal hence the term "Nightmare Lean."

Guy 1: Yo imma bout to drink some of that dirty sprite you want some?

Guy 2: Nah man your lean is for kids. I drink dat Nightmare lean and it'll have you passed out on your couch having nightmares.

by Ooooofslayerlol January 28, 2019

Charlie lean

Someone youll never loose feelings for. Youll always have feelings for them even if you find someone else.

Random person #1: do you still like that guy?
Random person #2: yea, hes my charlie lean. Ill always like him, even though im dating bob

by Pokadotme April 13, 2020