Jimmy: "Wanna go the the library?"
Timmy: "No Jimmy, that's where people hallucinate."
Jimmy: "Oh. Wanna do drugs instead?"
Timmy: "HELL FUCKING YEAH"
Timmy: "No Jimmy, that's where people hallucinate."
Jimmy: "Oh. Wanna do drugs instead?"
Timmy: "HELL FUCKING YEAH"
by commonmothertoungew August 5, 2023
Get the librarymug. Narrator: "Live sports, ESPN+ originals, the exclusive home of the complete 30 for 30 library, exclusive articles and tools, top leagues and tournaments, best stories in sports on ESPN+!"
by UPFSonic October 21, 2024
Get the live sports, espn+ originals, the exclusive home of the complete 30 for 30 library, exclusive articles and tools, top leagues and tournaments, best stories in sports on espn+!mug. the best game in roblox. ROLAND from library of ruina appears and the story is very depressing. CHA MAGANERA! WE MUST HUNT THAT PALLID WHALE!
person 1: escape roland from library of ruina obby is so goat
person 2: no it isnt its a slop game
person 2: dies a horrible death
person 2: no it isnt its a slop game
person 2: dies a horrible death
by Yan Vismok January 11, 2025
Get the escape roland from library of ruina obbymug. Is usually a male with glasses of Caucasian decent that makes use of libraries to talk to attractive women. He descises himself as a student and tends to sit in front of heavy literature such as quantum mechanics or medicine books in order to seem more intelligent. Other then approaching women in clubs or bars, the library perve systemically “hunts“ in the setting of knowledge. Possibly universities, book reading sessions or chess clubs. He is often illeterate, but possesses a dangerously elevated libido. The “Library Perve” is not to be confused with the classical and more common “Library creep.”
Sarah: “Today a guy approached me in the library and asked if I wanted to go for a coffee. His name was Sebastian”
Lisa: “be careful! he also approached me yesterday and two of my
friends the day before! He is a library perve!”
Monica: “Today I saw a guy who was checking out every girl‘s ass walking by! He was on the same page of his medicine book for three hours!“
Catherine: “That must of been a library perve!“
Lisa: “be careful! he also approached me yesterday and two of my
friends the day before! He is a library perve!”
Monica: “Today I saw a guy who was checking out every girl‘s ass walking by! He was on the same page of his medicine book for three hours!“
Catherine: “That must of been a library perve!“
by Luigi Figo January 19, 2018
Get the Library pervemug. A university library that has nearly no books about sexuality outside of marriage. Representing the Christian ideals of CMA (Christian Missionary Alliance) doctrine who acts like Big Brother to the school. Yet have an entire section on how to practice black magic.
Damn, I can't find any books on Tarrot Card reading that's prejuidice to gay people. I need a Simpson University Library
by Thomas Dogoode December 1, 2016
Get the Simpson University Librarymug. by TheStapler69 February 6, 2018
Get the fucking librarymug. When peeps and/or animals display deplorable behavior in a Library in order to gain attention, while on an epic adventure.
Librarian: "You there playing loud muzak, eating an onion sandwich and dog-earing that encyclopedia... STOP the *&*@! Library Shenanigans right this minute!"
Library Patron: "Oops, sorry - I was reading some cool non fiction stories and just wanted people to notice ME because it's all about ME!"
Library Patron: "Oops, sorry - I was reading some cool non fiction stories and just wanted people to notice ME because it's all about ME!"
by Rambona March 23, 2017
Get the Library Shenanigansmug.