lettuce flakes

The remnants of iceberg lettuce that remain floating in the toilet after taking a loose, sloppy shit.

Hey Goblin, did you just shit? There's lettuce flakes all over the seat!

by agoblin November 9, 2017

Rug Lettuce

When you get a rug burn on your vagina flaps

Last Tuesday I accidentally slipped and slid my vagina against the rug, now I have rug lettuce...

by Hot Avian September 22, 2018

shrimp lettuce

Lettuce often discarded as a by-product of shrimp cocktail. A way to make fun of a friend by saying they’re useless.

Kim, you’re shrimp lettuce, nobody cares what you have to say.

by TheWaffleSauce December 25, 2018

lettuce boy

The koolest kucumber to ever grace this plane of existence

"It's a lettuce boy"*faints*

by Trump's third buttock February 6, 2017

Chest lettuce

A mans hairy chest

Matt had a lot of chest lettuce.

by Caribbean 40 June 24, 2018

lettuce chair

Safe word generally used for when he or she puts it in the wrong hole

Top : oh yeah baby

Bottom : LETTUCE CHAIR

by Honey mustard February 3, 2020

bootleg lettuce

1. bok choy; asian cabbage;

2. Any green, leafy vegetable of dubious origin.

Enzo don't want to be stuck eatin' nothin' but bootleg lettuce and baby food for a week.

by Seattle Jimmy August 3, 2010