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Indian Lettuce

Indian lettuce is a bag or a handful of potato chips.

Meant to relay the stereotype that indigenous people eat poorly.
I mean, I do.
That's gotta count for something.
Right?
Bethany had a sandwich with some Indian lettuce on the side.
by PlanetOceanReturns May 3, 2023
mugGet the Indian Lettucemug.

Blood lettuce

A woman with a kebab like vagina on her period
Oh man I was ramming this blood lettuce last night I was covered in claret!!
by Jerry hatricks November 3, 2019
mugGet the Blood lettucemug.

shrimp lettuce

Lettuce often discarded as a by-product of shrimp cocktail. A way to make fun of a friend by saying they’re useless.
Kim, you’re shrimp lettuce, nobody cares what you have to say.
by TheWaffleSauce December 25, 2018
mugGet the shrimp lettucemug.

Lettuce Gang

A semi cult group in which you make lettuce puns and use lettuce emojis.

Originally created by Loxxz, Dare, and Cupcake. You must be fluent in Chokla to join.
by HalfASoul January 16, 2019
mugGet the Lettuce Gangmug.

Lettuce Game

The lettuce game first came about at a BBQ in Tooting circa May 2022. It is believed it was used by a wise man to befriend/alienate a large group of people at a vegetarian social event. It is unknown exactly how it came about but the rules are clear. Two teams lineup against each other, with each player armed with a lettuce. One by one the players begin munching down on their lettuce once finished the next player in their team can begin eating their tasty lettuce. The winners are the team that finish their lettuce first. The game has become popular in social circles across south west London, it is thought by 2025 almost 20 people will have played the game.
Come on Rory, we could really do with an expert lettuce muncher like yourself to help us win the lettuce game.
by Qwertyuiop69happymeal May 23, 2022
mugGet the Lettuce Gamemug.

Clettus Lettuce

Alien Lettuce that gets you high as fuck
Yo Ethan gets go eat some Clettus Lettuce
by Tomura May 12, 2022
mugGet the Clettus Lettucemug.

lettuce chair

Safe word generally used for when he or she puts it in the wrong hole
by Honey mustard February 3, 2020
mugGet the lettuce chairmug.

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