Lettuce Game

The lettuce game first came about at a BBQ in Tooting circa May 2022. It is believed it was used by a wise man to befriend/alienate a large group of people at a vegetarian social event. It is unknown exactly how it came about but the rules are clear. Two teams lineup against each other, with each player armed with a lettuce. One by one the players begin munching down on their lettuce once finished the next player in their team can begin eating their tasty lettuce. The winners are the team that finish their lettuce first. The game has become popular in social circles across south west London, it is thought by 2025 almost 20 people will have played the game.

Come on Rory, we could really do with an expert lettuce muncher like yourself to help us win the lettuce game.

by Qwertyuiop69happymeal May 23, 2022

lettuce flakes

The remnants of iceberg lettuce that remain floating in the toilet after taking a loose, sloppy shit.

Hey Goblin, did you just shit? There's lettuce flakes all over the seat!

by agoblin November 9, 2017

Rug Lettuce

When you get a rug burn on your vagina flaps

Last Tuesday I accidentally slipped and slid my vagina against the rug, now I have rug lettuce...

by Hot Avian September 22, 2018

Turkey lettuce

Turkey lettuce is the language of the gods only the ogs can use it if you use the og Turkey lettuce you will get your cheeks clapped with a side of frys

-Leviathan

*say turkey lettuce in a autistic voice and then do a autistic hand gesture*

by leviathan69 October 3, 2019

lettuce boy

The koolest kucumber to ever grace this plane of existence

"It's a lettuce boy"*faints*

by Trump's third buttock February 6, 2017

Chest lettuce

A mans hairy chest

Matt had a lot of chest lettuce.

by Caribbean 40 June 24, 2018

rat lettuce

marajuana laced with estrogen and rat poison

Hey Tommy lets sell John some rat lettuce.

by braddrew September 26, 2011