by Honey mustard February 3, 2020

The lettuce game first came about at a BBQ in Tooting circa May 2022. It is believed it was used by a wise man to befriend/alienate a large group of people at a vegetarian social event. It is unknown exactly how it came about but the rules are clear. Two teams lineup against each other, with each player armed with a lettuce. One by one the players begin munching down on their lettuce once finished the next player in their team can begin eating their tasty lettuce. The winners are the team that finish their lettuce first. The game has become popular in social circles across south west London, it is thought by 2025 almost 20 people will have played the game.
Come on Rory, we could really do with an expert lettuce muncher like yourself to help us win the lettuce game.
by Qwertyuiop69happymeal May 23, 2022

Turkey lettuce is the language of the gods only the ogs can use it if you use the og Turkey lettuce you will get your cheeks clapped with a side of frys
-Leviathan
-Leviathan
by leviathan69 October 3, 2019

by Trump's third buttock February 6, 2017

by Tomura May 12, 2022

by Hot Avian September 22, 2018

The remnants of iceberg lettuce that remain floating in the toilet after taking a loose, sloppy shit.
by agoblin November 9, 2017
