Indian Lettuce

Indian lettuce is a bag or a handful of potato chips.

Meant to relay the stereotype that indigenous people eat poorly.
I mean, I do.
That's gotta count for something.
Right?

Bethany had a sandwich with some Indian lettuce on the side.

by PlanetOceanReturns May 03, 2023

swamp lettuce

weed

Yo dawg let me chomp on some of that swamp lettuce.

by subdude6869 February 28, 2017

lettuce flakes

The remnants of iceberg lettuce that remain floating in the toilet after taking a loose, sloppy shit.

Hey Goblin, did you just shit? There's lettuce flakes all over the seat!

by agoblin November 09, 2017

Román lettuce

A dingy crack whore

Sally was lookin like román lettuce.

by Gangsterboy24 September 09, 2014

Rug Lettuce

When you get a rug burn on your vagina flaps

Last Tuesday I accidentally slipped and slid my vagina against the rug, now I have rug lettuce...

by Hot Avian September 23, 2018

Clettus Lettuce

Alien Lettuce that gets you high as fuck

Yo Ethan gets go eat some Clettus Lettuce

by Tomura May 13, 2022

Turkey lettuce

Turkey lettuce is the language of the gods only the ogs can use it if you use the og Turkey lettuce you will get your cheeks clapped with a side of frys

-Leviathan

*say turkey lettuce in a autistic voice and then do a autistic hand gesture*

by leviathan69 October 03, 2019