Laptop Lunch

Lunch at the workplace in front of your computer screen. Doing this doesn't normally mean one is able to maintain regular production levels, but in fact, is accompanied by browsing on websites that are considered social in nature, or the "oddspot" section of your regular news source.

Johnny: "Hey, you coming out for lunch today Pete?"
Pete: "Nah mate, i think I am just going to take a laptop lunch today, I'm busting my balls with this deadline."

by Postcolonialboy February 19, 2012

Laptop

A laptop is a portable computer that cant manage to get 60+ fps without you spending around 900$ dollars into it.

"Hello lady, would you like to buy a laptop, here we have an amazing model; 4 gigs of ram, intel pentium, integrated graphics and 1tb of storage"

by LagMage May 6, 2021

Warming your hands under her laptop

Where you put your hands under his her crotch to warm them in a cold environment

Dude, stop warming your hands under her laptop, it looks awkward.

by DesertofSong January 13, 2011

HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Black

An expensive laptop

Hey mom, can i buy a HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Black please?

by DakshTheDucc January 19, 2024

laptop

a place where boomers complain about drugs and robots taking over

the fuckin laptop is about to explode!!!!

by ..whr May 1, 2024

laptop

a low level pc

pc is better than laptop

by there're August 7, 2020

Laura laptop

(n) an electronic device that is just not cooperating in any way shape or form

This computer won’t load anything, it’s being such a Laura laptop!

by Mr Schengen’s August 19, 2024