stanky lag

That moment when you realize you have the stankiest lag in all of slither.io. You sit there, wanting to cry like a mlg dogemaster. but then you realize dogemasters dont cry and think,"I am one with the Doge."

You: Daaaaaaaaaammmmm, that sucked. I was so stanky lag.
YOUR MOM: LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Dat Doge Doh. June 05, 2016

Bella lagged

When a girl is being a real bitch and tires you out.

Holy fuck I’m so bella lagged right now.

by Master Bade July 04, 2019

class lag

the effects of lost sleep due to school starting before you can finish getting all of your sleep (usually on mondays)

hey u look tired

yea, i was at a party till four nd i had to wake up at six for school

hey! thats class lag

by mesoosleepy April 15, 2010

The emotional lag

You know how after a breakup, the female partner breaks down right away whereas the guy holds it together and seems great dealing with it, that’s probably due to the emotional lag. According to a study by Binghamton University of New York, guys don’t feel as devastated as women in the first stages of breakups; it takes them more time to realize the loss. So after women go through all the stages of being miserable and managing to process it, guys experience the downs when women are finally about to move on. That explains why men try to contact their exes just in time they are over them.

Dude 1 : Why you so down now days .
Dude 2 : the emotional lag .

by 911111101010101 March 25, 2019

Lunch Lag

The sleepy feeling you get after a hefty lunch

That large chip cob was a mistake. Get me some caffeine before the Lunch Lag kicks in

by l00k October 18, 2007

lag speak

lag speak is when you are attempting to speak online through voice chat and your internet is extremely shit so those you are speaking to can barely understand you.

Person 1: Hey what's up?
Person 2: Noonthhtinnigg muumchhc.
Person 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person 2: Whhwatta yooyuu taatlkklinnigg abbaouuott?
Person 1: Stop speaking lag speak. Your internet is shit.

by AsianOnEggrollPatrol September 25, 2017

Meat lags

A term commonly used to describe the impact that large quantities of meat can have on the connection between computers and servers. This strange phenomenon has been observed for centuries .

Person1: "Yo dawwwwg you be lagging to sheet "
Person2: "Yeah man I'm getting the meat lags"

by weedman420lacjam October 22, 2016