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stanky lag

That moment when you realize you have the stankiest lag in all of slither.io. You sit there, wanting to cry like a mlg dogemaster. but then you realize dogemasters dont cry and think,"I am one with the Doge."
You: Daaaaaaaaaammmmm, that sucked. I was so stanky lag.
YOUR MOM: LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Dat Doge Doh. June 4, 2016
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lag speak

lag speak is when you are attempting to speak online through voice chat and your internet is extremely shit so those you are speaking to can barely understand you.
Person 1: Hey what's up?
Person 2: Noonthhtinnigg muumchhc.
Person 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person 2: Whhwatta yooyuu taatlkklinnigg abbaouuott?
Person 1: Stop speaking lag speak. Your internet is shit.
by AsianOnEggrollPatrol September 24, 2017
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Meat lags

A term commonly used to describe the impact that large quantities of meat can have on the connection between computers and servers. This strange phenomenon has been observed for centuries .
Person1: "Yo dawwwwg you be lagging to sheet "
Person2: "Yeah man I'm getting the meat lags"
by weedman420lacjam October 22, 2016
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chainsaw lag

the point at which during a Gears Of War 1/2 game where you realise the connection is so bad you going to have to be the thing you hate, a CHAINSAW NOOB.

This is where your only real chance of heloing your team is by chainsawing oponents this helps because its more accurate and once you lock on baby it all rips loose.
oh for f*#% sake this game is so laggy its a chainsaw lag.

urgh stupid chainsaw noobs they are either complete f*#$ wads or they hav chainsaw lag.

chainsaw lag just ruins this game dude, theres nothing better than shot gunning. True but better still shotgunning those chainsaw noobs.
by the real elmarko April 29, 2009
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Bella lagged

When a girl is being a real bitch and tires you out.
by Master Bade July 4, 2019
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Ninja Lag

The warping of time and space so that a real event happens after it theoretically should
an example of ninja lag, in anime is when swordsmen or ninja slash their swords at each other, sometimes they have time to put their sword back into the sheath and walk away before the other person is actually cut by the blade.
by Sweaty man in your 7th period September 15, 2009
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Lunch Lag

The sleepy feeling you get after a hefty lunch
That large chip cob was a mistake. Get me some caffeine before the Lunch Lag kicks in
by l00k November 3, 2007
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