reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Basically a Kite(A Jew) but in a not as harsh or racist way

reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Did you do the reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of my shirtless jew sand-which?

Did you ask the kite for the lab data?

by HardcoreSexOnly May 4, 2021

LAB

Acronym for Lame Ass Bitch

A bro that makes an excuse to not spend quality brotime with you and your broskis.

Teddy Broosevelt: "We should totally have a kick-ass brobrunch later bros!"
Chad: "Sorry I can't, I'm really tired you bros."
Teddy Broosevelt: "God dammit Chad, you are such a fucking LAB!"

by beerpongchamp69 August 1, 2016

peanut labs

another way to say 50/50

there is a 50percent chance you won't get cint in the next peanut labs survey

by GOPNIKBLYAT April 25, 2022

LABS

lice and crabs

“omg, she smells so bad! i bet she has LABS

by urmomsahoe_ January 9, 2020

Scratch the lab

To apply external friction to the labia, usually as a prelude to more intimate sexual acts. Scratchin the lab may be accomplished over the pants such as when dancing or grinding closely, or with no clothes such as prior to cunnilingus or intercourse.

"Hey dude, I heard Kyle brought that girl home last night. Not surprising since he was trying to scratch the lab with her all night at the club."

by Ecogruppenfuhrer February 22, 2025

Lab Dj

Basically a Studio or “Bedroom” Dj who performs or streams mixes out of their personal lab. Including Dj podcasts.

Dj Mike is mostly a lab Dj but plays out monthly.

by EricIvn July 15, 2021

LAB

Local Ass Bitch, a person who is from a certain place and is sort of popular in that place, but only because they don't go anywhere else and are around so much people just know them for being around so much.

Do you know Mike?
Yeah I know Mike, he's always on the block.
Yeah he's kind of a LAB.

by Swamp juice June 13, 2014