LunchBox

1. A morbidly obese, unclean, and overall dirty human being. Usually has messy, un washed hair, dandruff, and large stashes of pornography hidden in crevices in his room.

2. A box.... that holds lunch and or other objects you might generally find in a box.

Fatass: ...*takes a bite of doughnut*

Ricky: OMG look at how fat that kid is!
Dan: I know! He is such a lunchbox!

by M. Jackson February 3, 2007

Open The Lunchbox

To Emit Wind From Anus

God damm it who opened the lunchbox .
Lookout I gotta open the lunchbox

by Harassedhusband February 18, 2011

lunchbox

1. someone who will do anything but sex .

1 . she is such a lunchbox , its all a tease .

by ilikeboysss June 22, 2011

lunchbox

a fat person

Let's go, lunchbox!

by Jay December 8, 2002

Lunchboxx

Obese nasty, whale of a woman, who consumes food at a geometric rate. Is known to be bitchy when hungry, and almost inconsolable when the fast food places close at night.

Dam that Lunchboxx just ate all the pizza.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Irish Lunchbox

(verb)- To put an apple in the mouth, and pour milk in the vaginal area, before sexual intercourse, to loosen up and lubricate.

Baby im gonna give you the old irish lunchbox if you play your cards right.

by a_man_with_no_arms September 26, 2006

Lunchbox

Puts Minnesota on the map! Super high alcahol tolerance, and an all around super guy! Also known to dance with ferries, or somthing along those lines...

Look at that 360 modena spider!! Wow, the only human comparison i can think of somthing so cool is, Lunchbox!

by inline4 August 24, 2004