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lock and lurch

When someone lurched (farts) and locks the doors and windows on the car, trapping the passengers in a lurchy gas.
WTF why you lock and lurch get me outta here!
by goodbilly1 January 4, 2009
mugGet the lock and lurchmug.

Fart Lock

The sensation caused by farting that forces you to stop moving or pause momentarily untill the fart passes.
"Dude I heard Ryan was in a coma,"

"No, hes been suffering from fart lock for about 3 weeks,"
by ThyNameIsSid September 21, 2011
mugGet the Fart Lockmug.

CAPS LOCK

A DEVICE IMPLANTED IN A KEYBOARD DESIGNED EXCLUSIVELY FOR PEOPLE TO ACCIDENTALLY PRESS BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO TYPE IN THEIR PASSCODE
person 1: HOW DO YOU TURN CAPS LOCK OFF?
person 2: YOU CANT ITS THE COMPUTERS WAY OF SAYING IT WANTS YOU TO LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK. DONT TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER!!!
by some white millenial October 11, 2017
mugGet the CAPS LOCKmug.

Ket-Locking

Keeping an induvidual on a constant cycle of drip fed ketamine
Your talking alot of shit for someone within Ket-Locking distance
by BrqneCel July 29, 2022
mugGet the Ket-Lockingmug.

Child’s lock

How quickly someone clenches their bum when someone fingers them. Normally a straight males preforms the act as a joke
Damn he has a good child’s lock, he clenched right away when I stuck them in him!
by Type1boi May 25, 2019
mugGet the Child’s lockmug.

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