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Shit lightning

When lighting scares you so bad that you shit yourself.
Omg that lighting scared me so bad i got "shit lightning" from it.
by KillerKristen October 7, 2010
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Lightning Rod

When having sex with your partner from behind, just prior to ejaculation, you taser your partner.
I gave my girl the lightning rod last night!
by PDITTO March 14, 2011
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Italian lightning

When someone sets fire to their property or business to collect the insurance money - arson. Usually with a belief of mafia involvement
Did you see the pizzaria burnt down. Business was bad, it must have been hit by Italian lightning
by CCPhilly May 24, 2017
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black lightning

Phenomenon where one reaches an ultimate velocity to the extent of no one being able to see you.
"That guy in the olympics was almost black lightning! He was so fast!"
by The Fast One June 3, 2009
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Ford Lightning

the second fastest production pickup on the planet.
The Ford Lightning will reclaim throne over the viperwanna be... just like everything hemi INC puts out... sorry i meant dodge
by Jacob A December 18, 2005
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Red Lightning

Another term used to describe stretch marks on someone's body. Just look at what they look like, then think of lightning streaks, but red. You'll get it.
Damn, thats some long streaks of red lightning you've got going there!
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Ride the Lightning

Ride the Lightning: a song by Metallica that will never be played by kidz bop
Guy 1: hearing 'Guilty as charged
But damn it, it ain't right
There is someone else controlling me"

guy 2: nope, there is no way in a kazillion years that Kidz bop will ever cover ride the lightning song
by Nukes.io February 21, 2020
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