Keyboard Masage

When your colleague thinks its a good idea to mess with you and takes it upon him/herself to rub your keyboard and open all of your apps.

Boss: Where's that report johnny?
Johnny: Sorry boss I am closing all of my opened windows at the moment, tim gave me a Keyboard Masage.
Tim: Hah working hardly or hardly working?
Boss: Tim, your gay
Tim: *you're
Boss: Your fired
Tim: *You're

by Liam sal 1 April 15, 2013

keyboard courage

false confidence expressed by people over social media that they would never display in person.

Ole boy had all kinds of keyboard courage on Twitter but got real quiet when he saw buddy in the club .

by Sebring's G-Rod December 4, 2015

Keyboard King

Someone who can only talk shit online and makes excuses as to why they won't say their insults through voice and/or video chat.

Troll: Hey fat fucking retard. You gonna kill yourself now or later?
Normie: shut up you keyboard king.

Troll: LMFAOOOOO THIS FUCKING LOSER!!!
Normie: You wanna talk in call or video since you're typing your mouth away?
Troll: Nah I'mma laugh at how ugly you are lmfaoooo.
Normie: point proven. keyboard king.

by ScarletSteed March 2, 2020

Keyboard Cowboys

The ultimate code slinger. Wild, impulsive, living on the edge and taking risks without worrying about the consequences. May or may not singlehandedly take down a corrupt government to aid the public.

Derivative from the 1995 film hackers starring Angelina Jolie and Jonny Lee Miller.

"You wanted to know who I am zero cool? Well, let me explain the new world order. Governments and corporations need people like you and me. We are samurai, Keyboard Cowboys and all those other people out there who have no idea what's going on are the cattle. Moo."

by Kevin Mitnick 1 June 13, 2020

Keyboard Slamming

Keyboard Slamming is the action of rapidly typing random keys normally in all uppercase and can be usually found in TikTok comments.

"PLEASEEE BAHAHJHUWHFULIUDWUIG"
"OMFG ULIHWUHAHUHDUH"
"LMFAOOOO LWUHUGSHQUSHUWGFWIDWJD"
"Oml can you guys stop Keyboard Slamming and just say, lol, lmao or some shit like that."

by why're you looking here? October 27, 2020

keyboardisdistructiacanusquippadellaphobia

1. The fear of destroyed keyboards.

I have had a serious keyboardisdistructiacanusquippadellaphobia since I was a little kid, doc.

by Odd Words that Make Sense January 22, 2021

keyboardsexual

Someone who loves building or using custom built keyboards with soothing sounds. Also, feel some sort of sexual attachment to the keyboard.

Example:

You see that guy Kiro? He been keyboardsexual for awhile ever since he saw that Taeha Types .

by Dr_R1ck February 4, 2022