Keyboard-toughie

Term invented in the early 2000 by Dr Mario. Term used to describe an individual that talk sh1t on the internet completly protected in their home home.

They would never do that in public, being shy, timid, reserved individual. But because they have complete impunity, they show their real morality and talk, act like sh1t.

Kid(BBQ) : you are a stupid ass h0le, I did your mother last night...

Dr Mario : Oh come on don't be a keyboard toughie now...

by Dr Mario July 12, 2004

Keyboard Karen

A woman who completed high school and spends a lot of time on the internet everyday trying to sway the minds of anyone by posting incorrect, fear mongering information about absolutely everything. Often wears a tinfoil hat.

She’s at it again. Keyboard Karen with the high school diploma trying to educate doctors about coronavirus.

by SandwichToaster April 4, 2020

germinated keyboard

what you will have if you dont wash your hands after using the washroom, and then going straight to the computer.

dude your keyboard is soo germinated i can see the germs!

by diseased sheep August 25, 2005

keyboard whore

A person who constantly spams in chats with irrelevant words or other things that dont make sense, thinking that its funny, Who never want to Gtfo, with no mods or admins to ban them.

loser0 sez:lOSERWQAENROF WO2Q0T H24QTOE;OOT4 QT3B;RTQKQWJ;BJ WQKHBR 2OQGR

Mature25 sez: Will you just be a fucking adult for once, You little keyboard whore?

by w00t67 April 8, 2008

Keyboard Spastic

A person who is failing at typing. They are regularly all over the place and it appears they are in fact having a seizure while typing.

Example one:
Herty man hosw ti going>?
(Hey man, hows it gowg?

Example two:
Person 1: Hey dude what were you on about last night, calling gen busty?
person 2: OH NO, i meant gen is busy!
1: Classic case of keyboard spastic right there.

by Timmy_222 June 21, 2009

Keyboard Plaque

Food particles and other small unknown particals which are between keys on the keyboard.

Person 1: OMG, is that a cornflake in your keyboard?
Person 2: My keyboard has keyboard plaque.

by Liam.1 February 29, 2008

Mouse and Keyboard

The thing under your hands at this current moment

dude 1: dude whats a mouse and keyboard?

dude 2: Go kill yourself

by Dan Plunkett January 1, 2008