kiwi boi

A New Zealander who is funny dumb and stupid
And never shows up to school
If otherwise he gets shouted at by miss (teacher)
If you are unlucky enough to meet on common mocking names for them are Cunt, Nigger faggot, kiwi balla

Oh I got this little shit in my class he's such a fuckin crackhead Kiwi Boi

by Kiwi RatBag June 21, 2018

Somalian Kiwi

The act of buying a dead body from Somalian pirates and using the body as a punching bag for a couple weeks. After a while, the flesh will rot away and black and brown bruises will form. In the end, the body will look like a kiwi, green with black dots all over it.

Son: Bro just bought this dead chick.

Dad: Cool son lets make her a Somalian kiwi as a bonding experience.

by Widened.urethra January 08, 2018

kiwi fuzz

Hair being longer than peach fuzz but shorter than full hair. (Ie. Facial hair is longer than pech fuzz but not a full beard yet)

-defined in Wichita ks (THJLD)

I have some kiwi fuzz going on with my beard right now.

Her pubic hair was kiwi fuzz.

by Mismatched sock lifestyle February 13, 2015

Kiwi Shot

Before i explain what i kiwi shot itself is i must first say that Kiwi is a brand of shoe polish.

a kiwi shot is called such because of the brand of shoe polish that is used and a kiwi shot is when you kick someone in the ass so hard they can taste the polish on your boots.

He insulted me so i gave the guy a Kiwi Shot.

by Pandagog January 05, 2012

team kiwi

the baddest mother fuckers in airsoft

send your soul to Jesus because your arse belongs to The Team

by angelus August 14, 2003

Ama Kiwi

A South African born New Zealander. South African at heart, but now call New Zealand home.

Joe was born in South Africa but now loves living in New Zealand - he's a true Ama Kiwi

by IndigoNess May 24, 2010

Kiwi Shutt

Kiwi Shutt was a creature that fell from space in 1230AD and was an egg for thousands of years until 1996 where the Kiwi Shutt hatched and took on human form, Kiwi Shutt is actually an mutant alien from a distant planet, many people know this but are to afraid to admit it.

Usually Long Dark Hair with Bright Blue Eyes,
Translated as "Little Dark One"
Appearance is usually as follows;
Long Billowing Cloaks/Coats,
Dark Clothing,
Black Hair,
Bright Eyes.
A Kiwi Shutt is a friendly creature with a strange personality and strange behavioural patterns, sometimes it make be friendly and peppy but other times it may be aggressive and hostile.
Procede With Caution!

A Kiwi Shutt walked past me and its thick leather coats craped my skin!

by Yalton June 13, 2011