Joey

An old man that can't even ride a surfboard anymore. He could've made it as an artist but he ficking sucks.

Stay away from that house Joey lives there.

by IIIIII0IIIII August 8, 2022

joey

a 'Spastic'; someone of subnormal intelligence.

see 'Joey Deacon', of Blue Peter fame Circa 1981

by James Coppard July 18, 2008

Joey

either a baby kangaroo, or the an adorable person who is nice to everyone he meets. he makes me melt everytime i see him. girls want to be with him and guys want to be him. he will win your heart with only a wink, and he doesn't even know it. once he's in your life, there's no turning back. he will be stuck in your mind forever. many people are yet to meet a joey, and i pity them. joey is unforgettable.

"hey, that guy reminds me of a baby kangaroo!"
"yeah, i know, right? it's actually just joey."
"i think i love him"
"no, he just looked at you."

by lollipop lamoureux April 22, 2012

joey

your local retard.

joey is too stupid to get into UCSD

by joey021 March 22, 2019

Joey

An Australian term for a homosexual man who is unpleasantly fat and un-attractive.

Girl: Seeing a Joey at the club last night almost made me want to turn lesbian.

by H00chymama January 14, 2008

Joey

Joey is a faggot with foot fetish who spends his life playing fucking rocket league because he is gay and he is scared to kiss girls because he is a walking bacteria cell

You smell like a joey

by Stampeydude83 November 18, 2018

joey

Slang for chewing tobacco. picture the tobacco as the baby "joey" kangaroo and you are the mother...you set the joey in the pouch between your lip and gums and enjoy its presence.

I need a Joey right now

Wheres my Joey?

by Please Use December 29, 2010