I wanted head, called up Michelle, got a blow job and dropped her off at her place. No food, no snuggling, just a blow job and she's gone. therefore a blow job broad is what she is, that is all she is good for.
by Donnie T November 10, 2008
When a guy hopes that by doing the right things (sex acts or otherwise) for a girl, he can get a blow job. This can result in either winning (getting a blow job) or losing (not getting a blow job).
Guy #1: I was totally messing around with this chick last night and I won the Blow Job Lottery!
Guy #2: Drinks for everybody!
Guy #2: Drinks for everybody!
by Hector Barbosa August 03, 2010
A blow job, where when you are about to cum and the girl will put a condom on you, much to your annoyance.
Mary: are you about to cum?
Dave: yes
Mary: (Mary jams a condom on Dave)
Dave: ffs you just polite blow jobbed me
Dave: yes
Mary: (Mary jams a condom on Dave)
Dave: ffs you just polite blow jobbed me
by Tpp222 November 18, 2017
This is when you go to a party and are holding cocaine with the intention of only using it to attract coke sluts so they give you blow jobs.
John: hey joe I heard you got the white, let's do some lines!
Joe: sorry BQ this is Blow job bait tonight.
Joe: sorry BQ this is Blow job bait tonight.
by hammer6290 July 18, 2014
so my partner & i were on a tour bus one night. once we were sure that everyone was asleep, he asked me if i wanted to give him a blow-job. i had already been giving him a hand-job prior to this, & i said yes. he pulled his shorts down then covered us up with a blanket. lifting it up for a little bit, he gently led my mouth to his six inch cock. first i licked it up and then i started full on sucking his cock. after about ten minutes, he lowered his head to my ear and asked me if i wanted him to cum. i said yes, & held the blanket up for him. less then a minute later, he guided my mouth back onto his cock to suck his cum. i kept sucking until i was out of breath. then we fell asleep after he fingered me.
by monkey2499 September 22, 2010
the event of a pupusa being made, then rolled around ur dick this will lead up to a fat salvi bitch to giving u head and havin a delicous meal of pupusa
cerote 1:ayy cerote u wanna salvi blow by ma fatass sister
cerote 2:ohh why yess the great salvadorean blow job hmmm dat would be scrumtous i will volunteer
cerote 2:ohh why yess the great salvadorean blow job hmmm dat would be scrumtous i will volunteer
by fjvnjwbnhjbevbhvhfbevnfwj July 30, 2010
When one is getting a blow job and proceeds to give the the one preforming a "Wet Willie" in either one or both ears. Also known as the "WBJ"
Wet Blow Job
by D-chillz June 15, 2010