For best results wear boxer shorts and loose pants. Find the corner of a table and rest your ball sack on it. Slowly back away from the table with your scrotum (yes I said scrotum..I had to say it at least once) falling with your balls like they were falling off a cliff. At this time softly in a higher pitch voice say "weeeeeee!" YOU'VE JUST BALL BUNGEE JUMPED!
Man, resting his testes on the corner of something (yes I said testes) and letting them fall freely as they back away from support. Thus ball bungee jumping. The safest bungee jumping around.
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"Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
by squeaky's brain July 24, 2008
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Epic little beans that you keep as pets for third grade. All you have to do is keep them locked in a drawer.
by Jzell September 15, 2010
Get the Mexican jumping beans mug.Much like skateboardering, bmx biking, or rollerblading down a set of stairs, only freestyle stair jumping lacks a set of wheels. Can involve grabs, 360 turns, grinds, or wall plants. Very fun to do in public places late at night, preferably with a group of friends.
"After the late movie got out, the theatre was empty, so we did some freestyle stair jumping down the staircase leading to the exit."
by Jake L. May 9, 2006
Get the freestyle stair jumping mug.A word you would call somebody when you are angry. It can also be used in sarcasm and it is an expression used when your happy.
person 1: how do text get to a phone do they fly through the air
person 2: you piss me off with your blond moments jumping tree
person 2: you piss me off with your blond moments jumping tree
by jumping tree October 27, 2007
Get the jumping tree mug.While having sex the guy does jumping jacks while still inside. Very hard to do a lot of training but well worth it.
by Hairy Flounder March 14, 2009
Get the Jumping Jack Sack mug.When I man, lets say over 40, takes his dick, infected with crabs(disease), and shoves it into a boiling bowl of Alfredo Sauce. Then When he screems in pain hes jumps up and down and sticks his dick into a woman's vagina, cooling it down.
Old Dude: "OW OW OW why would I do that!"
Old Dude: "I stick it in the hooker!"
Hooker: "What The FUCK!"
OLD DUDE: "DAMN THAT WAS A PAINFUL JUMPING ALFREDO CRABSTICK!"
Old Dude: "I stick it in the hooker!"
Hooker: "What The FUCK!"
OLD DUDE: "DAMN THAT WAS A PAINFUL JUMPING ALFREDO CRABSTICK!"
by MR. NOT NORMAL January 27, 2011
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