Jesse

When parents plan on having a girl named Jessie but instead they have a boy. Instead of looking up boy names they just use the name they already came up with. Basically a disappointment.

Jesse: Mom, why did u call me Jesse?
Mom: Well ur dad and i were thinking of having a girl but we got u instead.
Jesse: fuck u mom *cries*
Dad: face it son, the name suits u from how much of a lilbitch u are

by RBExSOB October 13, 2017

Jesse

A really gay faggot that sucks dick and pays prostitutes to be his minecraft girlfriends.

Your such a jesse

by Iamajesse July 24, 2019

Jesse

a lil bitch that needs to drink bleach

jesse is a bitch

by jesseisalilbitch May 22, 2016

Jesse

Jesse's are usually a crazy, semi-redneck kind of kid, he is nice and you could abuse a Jesse all day long and would give less shits than Whinnie the Pooh. He is easy to make laugh and somehow has wheels when you wouldn't ever think so. With Jesse, it's either you hate him or you think he's awesome. Cow

Look at that kid blowing up things, and pissing that Isaac kid off, what a damn Jesse

by bob the gobby November 9, 2013

Jesse

Jesse is normally an awesome person that is very friendly and is a big people person.

"Man, jesse is such a good guy"

by Jesus Christ 10101010101010101 September 7, 2016

Jesse

Jesse is a male who is charming and sweet but uses his niceness as a disguise to take girlfriends away from their future husbands.

"Joseph told Jared he was thinking of asking out Missy, so Jared asked her out before Joseph could"

"He is such a Jesse!"

by blossomel October 7, 2008

Jessing

VERB : to be super excited; basically be adoorrable!; make and execute sudden plans for everyone, thereby creating happy memories; to be cheerful and cheer everyone else around; source of happy vibes

"so what have you been upto all weekend ?"
"Nothing much.. just jessing around"

by guy_beyond the_sky October 16, 2016