by DSOv February 02, 2021
A cur-ball head looking ass poor excuse of an NBA bitch ass head coach for the Memphis lame ass grizzlies
This motherfucker thinks he's a great head coach and can't beat golden state without his fuckin psychotic looney ass player ja Morant
And worst of all he doesn't even fuckin know what the rules are she gets technicals almost every night
Grizzlies organization please fire this fake bitch ass fool Taylor Jenkins ❤️X
This motherfucker thinks he's a great head coach and can't beat golden state without his fuckin psychotic looney ass player ja Morant
And worst of all he doesn't even fuckin know what the rules are she gets technicals almost every night
Grizzlies organization please fire this fake bitch ass fool Taylor Jenkins ❤️X
Taylor Jenkins; (gets hired as a fucking coach) alright man we're letting that escaped mental patient ja Morant lead the team
Ja Morant; (Posses noise)
Team: (gets scared and let's ja Morant do everything)
Taylor Jenkins: hell yeah I'm the best
-Weeks later -
No ja Morant
Team: tries to play together
Taylor Jenkins:; shit shit shit my mutant is hurt (tries blaming others and eventually runs out of excuses )
The end
Ja Morant; (Posses noise)
Team: (gets scared and let's ja Morant do everything)
Taylor Jenkins: hell yeah I'm the best
-Weeks later -
No ja Morant
Team: tries to play together
Taylor Jenkins:; shit shit shit my mutant is hurt (tries blaming others and eventually runs out of excuses )
The end
by Bleeding guns March 21, 2024
Slim Jenkins help check please, Slim Jenkins
by Slim Jenkins September 08, 2019
A man who is a Matthew jenkins is a man who is just all around an amazing person and is super good looking rich asf stacking bands and shit
by Matt_jenk November 26, 2024
by coonboy June 29, 2014
Hannah: Did you know my name is a palindrome?
Todd: Did you know I don't care?
Hannah: Geez... hey, what the hell is that in your dog's mouth?
Todd: Oh that? That's just Dirty Bird Jenkins. He loves that thing.
Hannah: Oh,ok. Hey, did you know my middle name is Racecar? Also a palin...
Todd: Palemdrome, we get it. Who invited you here anyway?
Hannah: Your mom.
Todd: Did you know I don't care?
Hannah: Geez... hey, what the hell is that in your dog's mouth?
Todd: Oh that? That's just Dirty Bird Jenkins. He loves that thing.
Hannah: Oh,ok. Hey, did you know my middle name is Racecar? Also a palin...
Todd: Palemdrome, we get it. Who invited you here anyway?
Hannah: Your mom.
by Lilbunnymofo February 21, 2023