by Downstrike May 18, 2004
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Did you see that Jehovie run and jump over that fence when my dog started chasing him
SEE: Jehovah's Witless for comparison (they don't make the fence)
SEE: Jehovah's Witless for comparison (they don't make the fence)
by CORNBIOFUEL January 15, 2009
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The coolest guy in the whole world. When Jenson walks in the club his dick becomes a magnet to all of the girls. There is always someone on his dick.
by Ltlitty November 23, 2019
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by kattttt May 18, 2006
Get the Jehovah's Witness mug.A long stretch of houses (at least one block) without any Christmas lights, the absence of which suggests the possibility of there being a large concentration of Jehovah's Witnesses living in that area.
Person 1: Do you want to drive down that street?
Person 2: Nah, nobody has any lights up; must be a Jehovah's Witnesses Zone.
Person 2: Nah, nobody has any lights up; must be a Jehovah's Witnesses Zone.
by Danny Mew December 27, 2011
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Jehovah Fucks Are THINGS that want to shove a huge cock up your bum. They want you to swallow it, in other words, they want you to join there so called "religion".
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They consider themselves, a religion, but they are more of a cult.
WE, normal people, see them as fuckin rats, but none the less, they are just brainwashed.
Jehovah Fucks Are THINGS that want to shove a huge cock up your bum. They want you to swallow it, in other words, they want you to join there so called "religion".
What Are They:
They consider themselves, a religion, but they are more of a cult.
WE, normal people, see them as fuckin rats, but none the less, they are just brainwashed.
by gdeyfucka March 27, 2019
Get the Jehovah Fucks mug.1. The irrational fear of the rational fear of Jehovah, or God almighty; coined in 2003 by Dave Shiflett of National Review.
1. "The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom", (Ps. 111:10), so fearing His name is fine. However, how is one to gain further wisdom when one fears fear itself more than one fears Jehovah?
2. Jehovahphobia is the primary motivation of evangelizing secularists to eliminate any reference to religion, especially Christian religion, from public life.
2. Jehovahphobia is the primary motivation of evangelizing secularists to eliminate any reference to religion, especially Christian religion, from public life.
by Downstrike December 11, 2004
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