Jeff Loomis

The lead guitarist/songwriter in the Seattle-based band Nevermore. Jeff Loomis is popular among guitarists who enjoy heavy, but not shitty music. Loomis uses 7-string guitars. He is endorsed by Schecter guitars and he has his own signature model, the C-7 Loomis. He also recently released his first solo album called Zero Order Phase. He is most known for his extremely fast sweep-picking, brutal technical riffing, and amazing song writing. Jeff Loomis will destroy any shitty metalcore guitarists in a heartbeat, so if you think Synyster Gaytes is better, you obviously have never heard Loomis play.

Greg: Dude, did you listen to Jeff Loomis' song Miles of Machines?

Paul: I got halfway through the intro and then I threw my guitar in the trash and smashed my fingers with a hammer.

by this is shit December 9, 2008

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Jeffranklin

Notorious Russian explorer and activist. Famous for his work and often maniacal obsession with sand beetles. No current known whereabouts. Last seen on a beach at Lake Michigan, throwing small rocks at bigger rocks.

"Dude, you've heard of Jeffranklin, right? What a sand beetle-obsessed creepazoid!"

by ceemezz October 4, 2011

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Jeffrey Trinh

A sexy beast who has teeth as sharp as paper. Likes to fart

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by Jeffrey trinhster 2000 October 7, 2011

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Jeff schilling

To be a miserable prick who blames everyone else for his problems. To be emotionally lost in life, while blaming geographic location for your issues even though no matter where you are you will still be an ugly, closet drug using, douchebag.

Guy: I can't believe my car is wrecked, stupid tires got aligned wrong, the lines on the road were crooked, the guy came out of nowhere!
Guy2: stop Jeff schilling dude, you drove like a dick, it's your fault.

by Unclefester April 17, 2015

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