janky smiche

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by Anonymous July 24, 2003

janky lo-fi

A combination of janky and lo-fi; bootleg; generally worthless or in extremely poor condition.

Hey, that burgundy velvet smoking jacket is looking kind of janky lo-fi, what happened?

Beer spill.

by yo February 1, 2005

Hanky panky spanky janky

Casually used to define a piece of bread, preferably before toasting and the paler the colour, the better the hanky panky spanky janky tastes.

VIVIENNE:

"WOW! That hanky panky spanky janky tasted impeccable! For extra flavour, i added my dead husbands pubic hairs, tasted juicy and crunchy and delightful!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jess the tank engine April 29, 2020

janky ass byrd

Janky ass bird a janky ass bird is a cheap ass penis

but it can be a different definition if you use the words in this phrase with different meanings.

Man, you're acting like a janky ass byrd

by Leiland May 9, 2006

Janky

When something is like gross and old like a retreat center with creepy rooms that's janky.

Grace: Wow look at this hotel room that's so janky!
Bobby: Your right that is janky!

Grace: I know pretty janky
Bobby: Not as janky as bathrooms though

by Lolboi August 6, 2016

Janky rice rocket

Any inferior or crap car or motor cycle that has been tricked up to look good. Janky is for the Crapness and inferiority of the vehicle and rice rocket refers to how it is tricked up to look flash and (japanesey)

Hugh: Yo Ted, Check out Mcfarlane's car it looks pretty ruthless.
Teddy: Na man that thing is just a Janky Rice Rocket i wouldnt touch it with a 50 foot pole.

by not Janky June 9, 2011

Janky

and adj meaning Junky and skanky

or straight up disgusting
usually used in context with a person based on their reputation and/or personality

I'm not touching that, that bitch is janky!

The hookers in Seattle are mad janky

by dirty northwest nigga February 18, 2010