janky smiche

Who eva wrote dat shit above is an idiot an ur ova hatin u bega friend junge wanna b

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

janky lo-fi

A combination of janky and lo-fi; bootleg; generally worthless or in extremely poor condition.

Hey, that burgundy velvet smoking jacket is looking kind of janky lo-fi, what happened?

Beer spill.

by yo February 1, 2005

Hanky panky spanky janky

Casually used to define a piece of bread, preferably before toasting and the paler the colour, the better the hanky panky spanky janky tastes.

VIVIENNE:

"WOW! That hanky panky spanky janky tasted impeccable! For extra flavour, i added my dead husbands pubic hairs, tasted juicy and crunchy and delightful!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jess the tank engine April 29, 2020

janky ass byrd

Janky ass bird a janky ass bird is a cheap ass penis

but it can be a different definition if you use the words in this phrase with different meanings.

Man, you're acting like a janky ass byrd

by Leiland May 9, 2006

Janky

and adj meaning Junky and skanky

or straight up disgusting
usually used in context with a person based on their reputation and/or personality

I'm not touching that, that bitch is janky!

The hookers in Seattle are mad janky

by dirty northwest nigga February 18, 2010

Lanky-Janky

Something you say when you have no other words for something exceptionally long, weird, nerdy, dubious, or unreliable.

Jeff: The Flugabwehrraketensystem Roland auf Radkraftfahrzeug is a self-propelled german air defense system equipped with Roland 2 surface-to-air SAM missiles, such as the VT1s, all on a MAN 15t 8x8 KAT A1 truck.
Other classmates: did I ask?
Chad: Thats Lanky-Janky

by 2 inch pinch December 20, 2023

Janky Ellis

When you buy your baggy ass Perry Ellis suit from Boscovs, it ain’t Perry Ellis, it’s Janky Ellis!

You see Jimmy at the wedding tryin to pick up chicks with Janky Ellis suit! Musta had a Boscovs gift card.

by JankyHanky May 16, 2022