When your balls deep in a american girl, quickly reach out and grab a dildo, preferably one as large as possible. Throw the dildo up into the air so it falls down tip first. As your doing it exclaim loudly: Kim Jong Uns nukes are here! As the dildo or intercontinental ballistic missile (whatever you prefer) hits her in the back, quickly pull out and come into the air. The nut will simulate radioactiv fallout.
Joe: Hey dude i pulled a Kim Jong Un on my girlfriend yesterday!
Bob: Nice man!
The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout
Bob: Nice man!
The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout
by Clapping gorilla cheeks March 26, 2018
Get the The Kim Jong Unmug. Kim Jong can't even fire his nulear weapons far enough to hit the U.S.
John was jonging us when he said his pet tiger would eat us.
John was jonging us when he said his pet tiger would eat us.
by sarah gold April 5, 2013
Get the Jongingmug. A fat asian midget that rules North Korea and starves his people taking all food away from them (that's why he's so fat) and threatens to nuke US and South Korea
by JustSomeRandomLad December 13, 2022
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Get the Kim Jong unmug. by ΒΑΣΙΛΕΥΣ ΡΟΒΕΡΤΟΣ ΕΛΛΗΝΩΝ August 7, 2020
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I'm tired of all these Imperialist thots trynna make me baby daddy. I just want to find a good woman and give her the Kim Jong Un
by Juche Life June 5, 2017
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by NotATakenUsername May 17, 2022
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