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Jason

He is an amazing smart talented guy he has the best singing voice he’s amazing at guitar he cares deeply for the people in his life he’s the best boyfriend ever he’s not afraid to say how he feels and he’s always there for you he is the most kind caring person as long as you don’t mess with him or his friends.
Jason is amazing ❤️
by PrincessKay October 27, 2018
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jason

someone who is stupid, annoying did I mention stupid.
ripley-ever meant someone you want to hit in the face so bad
jimmy- yeah must be that jason we should kill him
by Jay_Z1 March 18, 2019
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Jason

He is a pretty weird guy, but in a hilarious way. Extremely obsessed with this one girl with freckles and black hair that is most likely aware that he likes her and she gave him multiple chances probably intentionally to talk to her but he is too much of a fucking dumb ass and a pussy to actually fucking do anything. He has an extreme freckle fetish and has curly hair, thereby promising he isn't a rapist with the candy in the red van and slide doors. He finally said hi to that girl with freckles he has liked for 2 years now and she said hi back, again he was too much of a dumb ass to actually try to have a conversation with her.
Nicole: Whatda fuck, i gave him so many clear shots

to talk to me and so many fucking hints, and all
he says is hi! He is such a fucking dumb ass.
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Jason: But she has freckles... *cries*
by Weallfun September 18, 2019
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jason

the fakest person you’ll ever meet 🙄.
jason is fake lol
by not allison lol September 30, 2020
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the jason

to stick your finger up your ass multiple times a day
you hear about that fruitcake?
yeah dude, he does the jason all the time
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jason

usually a funny kid, that like to smoke alot of pot, usually spends all of his money on it, but usually also wants other people to smoke him some weed, has someone in his family who was a bad impression on him, possibly a older brother or cousin, doesnt give a fuck about what anyone thinks about his marijuana use, has a best friend who has moved to a different school, but will soon reunite in a naborhood
marijuana, jason
by smokinthagange24/7 February 20, 2010
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Jason

anyone with the name jason is known as the biggest ass in the building. He is usually an incompetent bastard who is not capable of doing standard every-day things. He weasels his way out of any chore or action that helps anyone else. He tends to be a poser and pretends to know things just to look like a man. He thinks treating women horribly in front of men makes him look manly. He doesnt bother hiding his napoleon complex because he doesn't realize that everyone knows he is trying to over copensate for the youth size protective cup that he owns.
"That mama's boy can't even take care of himself, he's such a jason."

"Did he just say that Reggie Bush got a homerun?, what a Jason!"
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