itchy conga balls

when your balls are so itchy so u start playing the conga drums

some random guy : my balls itch why do they have to be so hairy
*random guy find conga drums*
some random guy : i hope this will help itch my balls
*starts playing the conga drums to help his itchy conga balls*

by leeisnotfunny November 07, 2021

itchy ass syndrome

most itchy asses are the result of either rubbing toilet paper too hard or poor hygiene like going to bed with a sweaty crack. wash it before bed and go easy on it when cleaning and itchy ass will go away.

my itchy ass syndrome is better now that i keep it clean

by juansheeet March 05, 2017

itchy nutsack syndrome

when your balls itchy ass hell to the point that ur getting down syndrome

man1: my balls itchy af
man2:oh no
man3: RUN HE GOT ITCHY NUTSACK SYNDROME
man1: WAIT I HAVE DOWN SYNDROME NOW??

by mexicanfoxnigga February 18, 2021

itchy calf girl

The girl in school who always wears tiny skirts, then procedes to lift her leg to scratch her calf, there by showing the whole cafeteria her red undies.

"Man, stop looking for the itchy calf girl, she's wearing jeans today"
"Damn, I needed some show today"

by iawlalnatmteorfiuccakntrheejmescetxsy March 20, 2006

itchy scrut rot

a common occurance for most men were by the scruttocks become red and inflamed and very itchy

the itchy sruct rot kept tony up all night scratching his scruttocks red raw.

by Moonstompin ollie January 23, 2004

The Itchy Mountain Men

Teen bluegrass band currently taking the world by storm, centered in the San Francisco Bay Area. Bluegrass, funk, rock, blues, jazz, whatever we want because we truly are that cool. Snuffy, Stretch, String Bean, Sweet Pea, and Slick. We kill it every time.

Last night I got dropped LSD and went to the Itchy Mountain Men show. They rocked the house, as always!

by satanta March 31, 2008

ITCHY BROWN EYE

It's when the butthole itches after the first time after anal sex. It itches with vigor, yet hurts to touch it.

Anna winced in pain as she used a back scratcher for it was far worse than any poison ivy.

by second base October 21, 2003