by ColeJX October 19, 2022

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Interpersonally COmmunicate While Pleading, I, ANgel Jose RObles Promises TO Do SO FOr eternity Irregardless Of What Is Happening At ANy given Moment<.7.9.76.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Interpersonally COmmunicate While Pleading, I, ANgel Jose RObles Promises TO Do SO FOr eternity Irregardless Of What Is Happening At ANy given Moment<.7.9.76.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

( invented by Bret Baier at Fox News after the Louisiana flooding of Aug 2016): there's always hope even in the face of the worst disasters
Donald Trump ran for president out of a more mature understanding (than Hilary Clinton) of the phrase hope springs eternal, specially when it applies to the inner city problems facing America.
by Sexydimma September 3, 2017

by youknowwholol August 7, 2011

by Providence Lifestyle February 23, 2023

...Who the fuck is this?
“Hey, have you heard of Shaz? He’s in the one Discord.”
-“......Who??”
“He has a Twitch named Shaz Eternal. You should see it.”
-“Dude what have you been smoking.”
“The Sav pack, obviously.”
-“Well, whatever you just said, I’m just gonna forget.”
“I don’t know. Hey let’s watch SSJSami’s new video!”
-“......Who??”
“He has a Twitch named Shaz Eternal. You should see it.”
-“Dude what have you been smoking.”
“The Sav pack, obviously.”
-“Well, whatever you just said, I’m just gonna forget.”
“I don’t know. Hey let’s watch SSJSami’s new video!”
by Shaz Eternal October 18, 2020
