One who finds themselves in the position of an empty bathroom let alone oneself and another. in an attempt to avoid the 'other' person thinking that you're listening to them pee, one must wash their hands or loudly fix themselves while perhaps tapping their foot in the mirror.
I was fixing my hair in the bathroom being an innocent handwasher, but i was sure Betsy thought i was listening to her take a shit, so i washed my hands while singing very loudly instead.
by maddash15 August 23, 2011
Get the innocent handwashermug. a innocent bribe is when you are innocent of a crime but you look really guilty. too much falsified evidence against you or powerful people accusing you. where its no way out and you will be find guilty no matter what. so you offer the police an innocent bribe telling them to take a bribe because you are innocent and its no way to beat this case. and it really comes down to your character how you live your life and what you did with it. to see if they trust you. you may even have a track record of previous crimes that people frame you for, and thought you would win because you was innocent and got found guilty for everything. it could of been multiple crimes that are similar to make you look guilty too. so this will be your only way out.
look mr/mrs officer i am innocent of these crimes but its no way to win this case. so take this innocent bribe so i can be free. you could even monitor secretly and see i dont do no other crimes and even the people who accuse me unless they are wolves/wolf in sheep clothing. you wont ever see the real them then.
by John Smith one of many johns March 12, 2022
Get the Innocent Bribemug. 1. Not being guilty to a crime
2. Didn't do anything wrong
3. Nothing happening to you Yet
4. Virginity
5. Not knowing about sex yet
2. Didn't do anything wrong
3. Nothing happening to you Yet
4. Virginity
5. Not knowing about sex yet
1. I'm Innocent of the crime
2. No I'm innocent Of doing drugs
3. I'm still innocent for the time being
4. She is longer innocent After college
5. She Found out too much she is not a innocent child
2. No I'm innocent Of doing drugs
3. I'm still innocent for the time being
4. She is longer innocent After college
5. She Found out too much she is not a innocent child
by 459395 March 7, 2022
Get the Innocentmug. Innocent is defined as a female whom is holy clean during a clothes during a heated interaction. The term innocent is only applied if the female was highly aroused during her menstrual cycle.
by Abracadabrameow September 4, 2018
Get the Innocentmug. It is a state of mind that assumes that everyone is faggot until evidence of being straight is presented.
Person 1: “Do you think Mique is gay?”
Person 2: “Well, faggot until proven innocent! I haven’t seen any evidence of him being straight.”
Person 2: “Well, faggot until proven innocent! I haven’t seen any evidence of him being straight.”
by Ihatetheantichrist October 27, 2021
Get the Faggot until proven innocentmug. An innocent mon is someoneone who’s never going bock. They’ve often seen people died in front of their eyes.
Must be said in a strong Belfast accent.
A reference to Gerry Conlon from the film “In the name of the father”
Must be said in a strong Belfast accent.
A reference to Gerry Conlon from the film “In the name of the father”
Nobody: “I’m an innocent mon. I’m never going bock”
Friend : “ Aye I seen people died right infront of my fucking eyes, ya prod”
Friend : “ Aye I seen people died right infront of my fucking eyes, ya prod”
by _deafdave_ April 2, 2019
Get the Innocent Monmug. The term you use when you feel intimately isolated and in need of physical affection, but forgot what being touched starved is
Tod: I’ve been feeling really innocent horny lately. I need a hug.
Hans: Sounds like you’re just touch starved.
Hans: Sounds like you’re just touch starved.
by TheKingofBeans December 2, 2021
Get the Innocent Hornymug.