Basement Ninja

A person(usually a teenager) who rarely sees the light of day and spends his time playing videogames ranging from: Modern Warfare 2 to World of Warcraft.

Me: Dude, I was enjoying a casual game of Modern Warfare 2 when this 10th Prestige dropped into my game and fucked everyone up.
Friend: What a fuckin Basement Ninja.

by KillerKore13 December 12, 2009

Basement Baron

A semi hairless unemployed thirty something white guy who has taken up refuge in his families basement and refuses to move out in spite of his parents repeated requests. Holed up and supplied only with Cheetos, an Xbox 360, and a extensive collection of pornography. With his orange stained hands and penis, he can be easily identified by his scraggly neck beard, pale skin, and sunken eyes. He can often be heard slamming his door and shouting " Fuck you mom, get out of my room !" Also known as a cellar dweller or basement boy.

That fucking basement baron is late again, I don't know why his parents don't kick him out !

by Professor gouddick March 8, 2019

Basement feeder

A subterranean species.

Kevin is a couch potato, a coward, and a basement feeder.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Burntout basement

Any location in which people gather in large groups to smoke pot on a regular basis.

So many people were coming and going, and with all the smoke in the air, Gabby's house had turned into a burntout basement.

by Sleightflow October 22, 2012

venitian basement

A sexual activity. Involves the preemptive gaping of your lover's asshole with a 5 inch diameter ring, filling the anus with seawater and, if possible, a small, dead fish. Then you smear tomato sauce on your dick and pound that ass till the morning. If you blow your load, just resort to fisting after lubricating your hand with more tomato sauce.

"Dude, so my girl had enough time, and we did a venitian basement last night. So fucking hot."

"What is that stank?" "Oh, sorry, my husband and I are doing a venitian basement tonight, sorry about that."

by 10,000 dead draculas. December 5, 2018

Basement gay

A gay person who doesn’t even know that he’s gay yet.

Oh yeah, Brad’s a basement gay for sure. Everyone already knows it except himself.

by KCST December 31, 2017

the basement closet

When you are secretly a nerd but are also secretly gay.

Travis, come out of the basement closet already. Everyone knows you blow Taurens on world of warcraft.

by RSMILEY88 June 24, 2022